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24 M Hitchin, UK

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:22am
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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Get up and sleep and in between any variation, combination or permutation of the following activities:

-Working as a "Marketing Co-ordinator" of commercial property. It's one of those euphemistic job titles like "executive custodian" or "executive producer" except with less time for lunch

-Working on my degree

-Going to the gym


-Moderate/excessive drinking/partying with friends/neighbours/my brother at the pub/someone's house/other

-Some other activity with friends/neighbours/my brother at someone's house/other


-Driving somewhere for some reason (possibly one or other of the above)

Although I am not a real cook until I have a hilarious apron

-Walking the dogs

There's a big etc. I'll leave my actual biography to my publishers to sort out

Once we saw Nick Robinson and decided once we had watched him drive off that we should have asked him if he was Jeremy Vine. We drove around looking for him, but all we discovered was that he definitely wasn't at the local McDonalds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening to jazz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A friend of mine once said that if he could (as in, if it were physically possible) he'd get a tattoo of my voice.

I forgot to ask whereabouts he'd get it
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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1) The Brothers Karamazov by Fyodor Doystoyevsky
2) American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
3) The Trial by Franz Kafka
4) Cancer Ward by Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
5) A Hero Of Our Time by Mikhail Lermontov
6) A Confederacy Of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole
7) The Fall by Albert Camus
8) Them: Adventures With Extremists by Jon Ronson
9) I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream by Harlan Ellison
10) Starman: David Bowie - The Definitive Biography by Paul Trynka

1) David Bowie
2) Wire
3) King Crimson
4) Miles Davis
5) Kanye West
6) The Teardrop Explodes and Julian Cope
7) The Velvet Underground, John Cale, Nico and Lou Reed
8) Scott Walker (both before, but mainly after he went crazy)
9) Rudimentary Peni
10) Talk Talk

I gave snails a whirl whilst in Barcelona.
Conclusion: rest assured that you will never have to witness me eating snails
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My friends' repartee, the ability to count and my ipod (until it broke)

Plus this video
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why is Cyndi Lauper's "Dad" wearing a dashiki in the video to "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?

Also does Nick Cave's rabid fanbase realise the solo in "Stranger Than Kindness" was nicked from "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"?
You should message me if
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I need a new muse, so if you're good at being a muse.
Also you have never and would never use the phrase "honey bunny" even ironically

This is due to the time some Austrian guy called "Pascal Josef-Adolf" (his parents presumably have a perverse sense of humour) and I got lost in Hamburg and long-story-short I now associate the phrase "honey bunny" with Teutonic inability flirt in English... With horrendous and traumatic consequences