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27 Bedford, UK Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20-35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 8
6' 2" (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Not at all
Atheism and it’s important
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), German (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Slightly flammable, retired juvenile delinquent seeks human being for epic conversation and philosophising on storage solutions (is a box a bag with rigidity or is a bag a box that lacks rigidity? Does a box require rigidity to be a box?).

Must be capable of 25-0 killstreaks and should probably know the cheat codes for Sonic the Hedgehog off by heart.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working and trying to find things to spend money on that will provide lasting enjoyment rather than the impulsive, cheap thrills I sought in my youth.

Yeah right! Working hard so I can spend my free time blowing all that cash on what really matters in life: experiences and memories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things I had in my hand 30 seconds ago.


Destroying your bullshit right wing politics through the generous application of truth and logic. Fuck UKIP.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: anything non-fiction related to the second world war or the cold war.

Films: I love watching films and have seen more than I care to think about. Recent watches would include: the interview, 22 jump Street, ride along, sin city 2, the lego movie. Favourites would include: the pianist,, the hunger games, mad max, die hard, the wrestler, anchorman 2, The Wolf of Wall Street etc.

Music: so so much of so so many genres. I'm having a great time discovering Jess Glynne at the moment as well as finding out that there was actually some good music in the 90s you just have to search really hard for it.

Games: I go through phases. I can go 6 months without touching a game but then I will spend the next 6 months furiously tinkering with emulators and salivating over an upcoming release. I probably play 3-4 games a year at the moment.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Strain, Breaking Bad etc. etc. I like the big HBO and AMC series. I'm kind of a sheep when it comes to TV.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
10mg of Zinc
the Nuclear Strong Force
Battery Acid
and/or pepperoni.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think Nigel Farage is anything other than a slimey little nazi.

Whether I should start writing cheesy science fiction again.

Aaaaand...Earthworm Jim. Because who doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about Earthworm Jim? I mean... He's the only one with a really big ray gun and a super suit that makes him really super strong!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Week 1: Out with friends or at home chilling
Week 2: Working
Week 1
Week 2
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm missing an internal organ. Nothing major, feel free to ask.
You should message me if
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You want to? You fancy a chat or a nerd out? You want to discuss politics? You think we'd get on? Whatever really.