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27 Bedford, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Not at all
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Retired juvenile delinquent seeks human being for epic conversation and philosophising on storage solutions (is a box a bag with rigidity or is a bag a box that lacks rigidity? Does a box require rigidity to be a box?)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
At the moment I'm working and saving towards a deposit on a flat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Losing things I had in my hand 30 seconds ago.


Destroying your bullshit right wing politics through the generous application of truth and logic. Fuck UKIP.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm awesome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: anything non-fiction related to the second world war or the cold war.

Films: I love watching films and have seen more than I care to think about. Recent watches would include: the interview, 22 jump Street, ride along, sin city 2, the lego movie. Favourites would include: the pianist,, the hunger games, mad max, die hard, the wrestler, anchorman 2, The Wolf of Wall Street etc.

Music: so so much of so so many genres. cream, ccr, the kinks, the clash, the black keys, iron butterfly, simon and garfunkel, neil diamond, scorpions, bon jovi, rage against the machine, Fleetwood mac, queen, motley clue, black sabbath, scorpions, madness, mungo jerry, elvenking, stevie wonder, deep purple, canned heat, the lovin' spoonful, steppenwolf. Recently I've been listening to a lot of Frank Sinatra (and Katy Perry but don't tell anyone!)

Games: mostly stuff on emulators. Currently trying to beat the staff ghost on F-Zero X - Silence. Occasionally I will buy an indie game on Steam and from time to time I will dip into mainstream stuff. From about the age of 4 to the age of 24 I was pretty hardcore into games but the hate and the misogyny within the community and an industry more devoid of new ideas than even Hollywood has driven me away.

TV: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, The Strain. End of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
10mg of Zinc
the Nuclear Strong Force
and/or pepperoni.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why people think Nigel Farage is anything other than a slimey little nazi.

Whether I should start writing cheesy science fiction again.

Aaaaand...Earthworm Jim. Because who doesn't spend a lot of time thinking about Earthworm Jim? I mean... He's the only one with a really big ray gun and a super suit that makes him really super strong!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Week 1: Out with friends or at home chilling
Week 2: Working
Week 1
Week 2
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm missing an internal organ. Nothing major, feel free to ask.
You should message me if
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You want to? You fancy a chat or a nerd out? You want to discuss politics? You think we'd get on? Whatever really.