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28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:38am
Middle Eastern, White
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Arabic (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
My Profile at a Glance:
Confident, well-spoken simple guy looking for his simple gal. Bold personality with a big heart, lightly peppered with awkwardness who's almost always laughing. Must enjoy country music, have your head on straight, a strong work ethic, and not afraid to get your hands dirty. You can be a best friend, tell the truth, and overuse "I love you". Must have a good sense of humor, enjoy sarcasm and quick wit, and not take things too seriously... otherwise GTFO.

Interested? Keep reading :)
Not interested? Thanks for looking
Didn't get that GTFO was a joke? Its not you - it me
Noticed the lyrics? Message me ;)


I am...

- an old-school jack-of-all-trades (I've got experience in a swath of areas: building, fixing, custom creating, decorating, sewing, cooking, writing, designing, computers, graphic design, working with people, and more)

- a home owner, a truck owner, a dog owner, and a department manager at my job of 13 years (I've got my ish together)

- goal driven and love feeling accomplished

- looking for a best friend first, and, if it pans out, something serious and long term (the only one nightstand I want holds my lamp (I love lamp))

I love...
- lists

- being creative and working/building/fixing with my hands

- listening to music and stand up comedy (I listen to music ≈90% of each shift - ergo, I've always got something I want to share/sing)

- Sleeping in on Saturdays, and not acting my age...scuffed up cowboy boots, and broken tore up jeans. Hell yeah I love my dog, and Jack D in my coke.
What I’m doing with my life
I have a life outside of why I'm on OkC but I want to save some convo for later. For now:

I'm at the point where I wouldn't mind finding someone who complements my life - the Jack to my Coke, the gravy to my biscuits.....the steak to my other piece of steak.

I'd like to find someone who can be my best friend; we can joke around, insult each other, go on adventures, try new things, play board games, do a puzzle, build things, call each other out on their sh*t, have casual & deep convos, help to better each other lives - someone to hang out & date, have a natural good time, and enjoy life with. And call if we need bail money.
I’m really good at
Being a genuinely good person, a dependable son, a jokester brother, a goofball uncle...
...randomly quoting movies/song, and making up fake, yet still semi-plausible statistics
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: Comedy, occupational reality, educational: Stand-up, Top Gear BBC, South Park, Big Bang Theory, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Fast and Loud, Hollywood Game Night

Movies: Comedy, action, thriller, rom-com. Anchorman, Step Brothers, Smokey and the Bandit, Back to the Future, Pixar stuff and so much more.

Music: Country is my favorite (new, old, pop, rock, hick-hop, traditional - all of it). I also love a LOT of stuff in a myriad of the other genres (rap, rock, punk, pop, classic rock, some dance, Rat Pack/big band...upbeat fiddling)

Food: Yes
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing from a week of physically demanding work, catching up on chores, hanging out (good food, good friends, good convo, good times), working on some project, or purging the DVR.
Ya know, basically whatever...except for bank robbery...that's more of a Tuesday night thing....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm kind of a big deal. People know me. I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my home smells of rich mahogany.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
- My profile made you laugh (we'll probably get along), I've piqued your interest, you think we'd get along, and you're comfortable making that kind of move first (confidence is just as attractive on women)

- You think we could spend hours talking and laughing until they close down the bar...and by bar, I mean Red Robin...and by close down I mean refused any additional steak fries and freckled strawberry lemonades.