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42 M Maplewood, NJ

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:52am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from law school
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has kids
English, German (Poorly), Turkish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I am a liberal, fit, non-smoking, gregarious, sometimes-goateed bon vivant with a large vocabulary. I do not own a television and am not interested in professional sports (except tennis). I love building and fixing things, learning about other cultures, and listening to music. I really am 5'7" (who would lie about that?), but I am not 5'10" Divorced with two children (they are usually with their mother), I commute from northern NJ to my lawyer job in midtown Manhattan.
What I’m doing with my life
I used to drive a cab you know.
I heard a siren scream.
Pulled over to the corner,
and I fell into a dream.
I’m really good at
Taking pictures of lightning
Enjoying myself
Making applesauce
jerry-rigging stuff, McGyver-like.
Swing dancing
Flipping quarters off my elbow and catching most of them
Helping people fix their welfare benefits
The first things people usually notice about me
my blue eyes, and the fact that I look like my OKC pictures.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Road by Cormac McCarthy and its ilk; Guns, Germs, and Steel; anything about Calvin and Hobbes; Angela's Ashes; the dictionary; A Clockwork Orange; Life of Pi; Fatal Vision; Siddhartha; everything by T.C. Boyle and Malcom Gladwell.
Movies: Napoleon Dynamite; There Will Be Blood; Raising Arizona; Evil Dead 2; Children of Men; The Intouchables, District 9, Harold and Maude
TV: Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad ("I'm not *in* danger, Skylar. I *am* the danger!")
Food: Pho, tacos, pancakes, and applesauce.
Music: Too many to do them justice here, but a random list of favorites: Ween, Nina Simone, Florence + The Machine, Fiona Apple, Cowboy Junkies, Led Zeppelin, Bon Iver, Portishead, Steve Goodman, Ry Cooder, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Michelle Shocked, Hank Williams, Sr., Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Barenaked Ladies, Joan Baez, and Turkish folk music.
Radio: All the NPR shows.
The six things I could never do without
Coca Cola
A well-seasoned cast iron skillet
my kids
Microsoft Excel
Sabra Toasted Pine Nut Hummus
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Song lyrics
My entries in the New Yorker caption contest
Whether the application of RICO would be extraterritorial.
Who put the 'bomp' in the 'bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp'? Who put the 'ram' in the 'ram-a-lam-a ding dong'?!
On a typical Friday night I am
One or more of the following:
swing dancing
playing Boggle
seeing an off-off-Broadway show
listening to records
staking tomatoes (seasonal)
watching Breaking Bad
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ever since reading Life of Pi I'm afraid to grab a bunch of bananas from the banana pile at the supermarket for fear that a big black tarantula will jump out. *shudders*

Also, I hate buffalo wings. And Listerine.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 30–42
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Your pictures are honest, and do not depict you skydiving, mountain-climbing, or clubbing. (And please, for the love of God, don't scratch out the faces of your friends and loved ones--that is so freaking creepy.) You are not bipolar/borderline, morbidly obese, Republican, born-again, or a chain smoker. You might be gregarious, kind, affectionate, edgy, smart, and witty.

You would like the witty banter to parlay into actually meeting in the analog world in the not-too-distant future.

One last thing (are you still reading this?): A lot of you claim that you will "kick [my] ass at Scrabble." That's cute.