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42 • M • Maplewood, NJ
- Last Online
- Today – 7:52am
- 5′ 7″ (1.70m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
- Graduated from law school
- Rather not say
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has kids
- English, German (Poorly), Turkish (Okay)
I heard a siren scream.
Pulled over to the corner,
and I fell into a dream.
jerry-rigging stuff, McGyver-like.
Flipping quarters off my elbow and catching most of them
Helping people fix their welfare benefits
Movies: Napoleon Dynamite; There Will Be Blood; Raising Arizona; Evil Dead 2; Children of Men; The Intouchables, District 9, Harold and Maude
TV: Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad, Breaking Bad ("I'm not *in* danger, Skylar. I *am* the danger!")
Food: Pho, tacos, pancakes, and applesauce.
Music: Too many to do them justice here, but a random list of favorites: Ween, Nina Simone, Florence + The Machine, Fiona Apple, Cowboy Junkies, Led Zeppelin, Bon Iver, Portishead, Steve Goodman, Ry Cooder, Ned's Atomic Dustbin, Michelle Shocked, Hank Williams, Sr., Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Barenaked Ladies, Joan Baez, and Turkish folk music.
Radio: All the NPR shows.
A well-seasoned cast iron skillet
Sabra Toasted Pine Nut Hummus
My entries in the New Yorker caption contest
Whether the application of RICO would be extraterritorial.
Who put the 'bomp' in the 'bomp-ba-bomp-ba-bomp'? Who put the 'ram' in the 'ram-a-lam-a ding dong'?!
seeing an off-off-Broadway show
listening to records
staking tomatoes (seasonal)
watching Breaking Bad
Also, I hate buffalo wings. And Listerine.
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 30–42
- Near me
- Who are single
- For long-term dating, short-term dating
You would like the witty banter to parlay into actually meeting in the analog world in the not-too-distant future.
One last thing (are you still reading this?): A lot of you claim that you will "kick [my] ass at Scrabble." That's cute.
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