KhalOfEastBay
29 Alameda, CA
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My self-summary
Less is more.
What I’m doing with my life
During the day, software training at a law firm.
At night, I run around the streets of the Financial District yelling "THE KING OF THE NORTH!!!"
I’m really good at
Sitting and spinning.
Doing the splits.
Raising my left eyebrow.
The first things people usually notice about me
my big ass lips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I own a kindle with a pink cover.

I like movies and TV shows but not the kind you like.

Music? I play it all the time.

The foods I like? The kind that makes me feel full and energized.
The six things I could never do without
compression tights
rubber chickens
cats in hats
CAPS LOCK
gum to cover up my patron breath
jiu jitsu gi
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I didn't learn to throw a slider until I was 21?
On a typical Friday night I am
DJing somewhere you want to go to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
While I love my tattoos, I don't like the pain of getting them.
You should message me if
you don't take yourself seriously.
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