I am a moody bitch. I take 6 different medications to keep me from killing people I find annoying. I have two dogs that will always and forever be more important than you. They sleep in my bed and that will never change. If I were to have company and decided to have sex then the dogs are not allowed on the bed. If I like you, you will know and if I don't, it will be painfully obvious. I'm a binge drinker and can have quite the temper if something makes me mad. I love trashy celebrity gossip because then I can laugh at people whose life is worse than mine.
OKCupid seems to determine that I'm less kinky which probably is true because I've done anything I've ever wanted to try. After starring in 3 Girls Gone Wild tapes it'd be hard not to try everything.
If you'd like to see if we match then you should take this test as I don't completely trust OkCupid. It will tell you if I'd hate you, use you, like you, and that small possibility that I could love you. http://.okcupid.com/tests/13265515269158971652/Hate,-Use,-Like,-Love-You
If you want to find out what Skank Publicity Whore you would be you can take my test. Just don't complain to me that it is offensive as any test with Skank and Whore in the title should be a giant clue. You could be Kimberly Stewart, Nicole Richie, Lyndsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, or Paris Hilton. If you are going to complain that I'm too harsh on these girls save it because I am friends with one, hung out with another too many times and through the incestuous grapevine of celebrities I know someone that knows at least one of these girls. Yes I get my gossip from very reliable sources and I knew that Nicole was pregnant before it was announced to the world, so don't fuck with me.
I am devious, vindictive, and savage