Sorry boys...I've recently been spoken for. Yeah I'm not sure what he's thinking after reading this profile.

I am a moody bitch. I take 6 different medications to keep me from killing people I find annoying. I have two dogs that will always and forever be more important than you. They sleep in my bed and that will never change. If I were to have company and decided to have sex then the dogs are not allowed on the bed. If I like you, you will know and if I don't, it will be painfully obvious. I'm a binge drinker and can have quite the temper if something makes me mad. I love trashy celebrity gossip because then I can laugh at people whose life is worse than mine.

OKCupid seems to determine that I'm less kinky which probably is true because I've done anything I've ever wanted to try. After starring in 3 Girls Gone Wild tapes it'd be hard not to try everything.

If you'd like to see if we match then you should take this test as I don't completely trust OkCupid. It will tell you if I'd hate you, use you, like you, and that small possibility that I could love you. http://.okcupid.com/tests/13265515269158971652/Hate,-Use,-Like,-Love-You

If you want to find out what Skank Publicity Whore you would be you can take my test. Just don't complain to me that it is offensive as any test with Skank and Whore in the title should be a giant clue. You could be Kimberly Stewart, Nicole Richie, Lyndsey Lohan, Britney Spears, Kim Kardashian, or Paris Hilton. If you are going to complain that I'm too harsh on these girls save it because I am friends with one, hung out with another too many times and through the incestuous grapevine of celebrities I know someone that knows at least one of these girls. Yes I get my gossip from very reliable sources and I knew that Nicole was pregnant before it was announced to the world, so don't fuck with me.



I am devious, vindictive, and savage

I have no job so I'm looking for someone to support me or a sugar daddy under the age of 60. I refuse to do household chores and I might sleep with your best friend if he's really hot.

lying, cheating, drinking, fluttering my eyelashes and pouting when I don't get my way. Also I have the uncanny ability to always pick the most expensive item while shopping. I can also play a dumb blonde to perfection. I'm also good at running over toddlers with my monster truck.

My smile or eyes unless I'm wearing a top that shows my tattoos. I'm thinking of cutting my hair into a mohawk to give people other things to notice.

BOOKS The Bell Jar, Prozac Nation, Beautiful Stranger, Choke, The Devil Wears Prada (before the movie), Kiss My Tiara, Hypocrite in a Pouffy White Dress, The Beauty Myth, Jane Sexes it Up, The World's Shortest Stories, My Horizontal Life, I Know You're Out There, Everything About Me Is Fake...and I'm Perfect, Your Outta Control Adopted Dog, Little Dogs: Training Your Pint-Sized Companion, How to Turn Your Ex-Boyfriend into a Toad and Other Spells, The Good Spell Book, and pretty much anything that has to do with women's issues. In looking through my books the other day I found I have lots of books on people doing drugs, women with eating disorders, cutting, depression, and women being able to express their sexuality without being called sluts. I did however read my first John Grisham book and I liked it.

MOVIES so many...favorites include Desperado, Heathers, Girl on the Bridge, Scream, Chocolat, Girl Interrupted, Lost in Translation, Clay Pigeons, Gia, Big Fish, Reservoir Dogs, Requiem for a Dream, Trainspotting, Saved, White Oleander, Dogma, Edward Scissorhands, Like Water For Chocolate, Swingers, Bowling for Columbine, Fahrenheit 911, Go, 21 Grams, Four Rooms, Dogtown and the Z Boys, Some Like it Hot, Hackers, How to Marry a Millionaire, Monster, Dancer in the Dark, Snatch, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dazed and Confused, anything independent and/or documentary. It's also pretty safe to say if I get to stare at Vince Vaughn or Johnny Depp for 2 hours I love that movie.

MUSIC I'm pretty open to listening to new and different stuff. I refuse to listen to any techno based music or country though.

FOOD I believe that cereal is an entire meal because I can't cook at all. Dining out, take away or delivery are my favorite methods of obtaining food. That is the only thing I miss about NYC is you can basically have food brought to you any time. Some places even bring beer and cigarettes. I'm really picky even though I try not to be and friends have teased me that I have the same food likes as a ten year old.

What....is OKCupid too cool for TV? TV is your friend and you should embrace it. SNL to see my new obsession Andy Samberg, Nip/Tuck, Friday Night Lights, House, Ugly Betty, Dead Like Me, Inked, LA Inked, documentaries, CSI Las Vegas, Snapped, Buffy, Angel, Law and Order (any of them, but my favs are the original and SVU), Animal Planet even though it makes me cry, TLC, Court TV, MSNBC, AandE, all those scary Dateline specials about how gross places are such as hotels, super markets, and restaurants, love all those forensics shows, closet OC fan, and Conan. I find myself watching really strange things about serial killers or prisons...damn Court TV and MSNBC in the middle of the night when I can't sleep. Also somehow my TV ends up on E! or VH1 when really bad reality shows are on...I think the dogs like The Girls Next Door because there are so many dogs on the show.

I hate people that answer this question with answers such as air, oxygen, food, etc. The question is not what do you need to continue living. I'm not sure if the people that answer that way are that narrow minded or think they are being funny but instead just seem like asses.

My six things are my dogs, Diet Mountain Dew, my friends, scruffy indie boys, and someone to spend large amounts of money on me.

trying to sleep.

out with friends looking for guys to buy me drinks, at a fancy restaurant with a date, or watching all the Jerry Springer episodes I taped during the week.

Is that I don't think I'm going to find Mr. Right or even Mr. Right Now on this site. I enjoy taking the tests and reading journals so I'm sticking around. I also like writing ridiculous things about myself. About 95% of all this is completely false unless I'm having a really bad day.

A cool girl looking to meet new friends

OR

Tall, intelligent, employed, owns a car, attractive, tattooed and/or pierced. I want someone that I am comfortable with, will go check to see what that noise was I heard in the middle of the night, won't make fun of me for my irrational fear of lizards, loves animals and doesn't mind my dogs sleep in the bed, thinks I'm just as cute in pjs and no make-up as when I'm dressed up, will help me carry heavy things, can fix stuff, and the ability to make me laugh which is essential. Being a good dresser doesn't hurt either. I've been told I'm too picky but I promise you all that and more in return; okay maybe not the fixing things part.