The internet tells me I'm an ISTJ, with a decent emphasis on the "I", and we all know everything on the internet is true. Born in California, raised in the Chicago area. Let's get weird.
The first cassette tape I owned was MC Hammer's "Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em". The second tape I ever owned was MC Hammer's "Too Legit to Quit". The bar was set pretty damn high.
I won my middle school spelling bee in 8th grade by accident. I've never been stung by a bee, or had a MySpace profile. I have successfully turned MarioKart64 into a drinking game. Toad is my boy.