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KidAOptimistic

26 Elmhurst, IL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 31
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Job
Sales / Marketing
Status
Single
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, Netflix beer traveling down to earth Netflix beer, craft beer Netflix traveling. Go local sports team!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I sell things to rich folks and they become slightly less rich as a result. I also music pretty hard (alt rock)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Saying incredibly weird things at the perfect moment and punning so intensely, it really is a punishment to those around me
The first things people usually notice about me
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My height
Dark Complexion
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: 1984, Catcher in the Rye, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and most recently Slaughterhouse 5

Movies: I tend to prefer comedies, psychological thrillers, sci-fi and surreal films. Not too big into drama or horror

Music: A lot, Alternative Rock, Classic Rock, Prog Rock, Hip Hop, Jazz, Classical, Everything. Some favorite bands include King Crimson, Blur, Radiohead, Tame Impala, Autolux, Fugazi, Nine Inch Nails, The Who, Soundgarden, TOOL, Queens of the Stoneage, Pavement, Guided by Voices, The Beatles, Helmet

Food: Yes
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order

John Denver's navigational skills
My guitar
My family/friends
Music in general
Extremely conservative (Correct) values
Public access television
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If the Jackson 5 were really just a team of secret agents deployed by Nixon to stop communism who ended up getting bored with their mission and just ended up making catchy R&B songs instead
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at home or out with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I routinely eat cereal out of the toilet cause someone told me It'd give me super powers
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy your Lucky Charms a A LOT soggier than you're probably used to