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Kidsgotjokes

25 Somerville, MA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey, I'm Dave.
I'm a strange mix of introvert and extrovert.
I like to sing and study lyrics with no real purpose or cause.
I've got a Chris Farley like athleticism with a Louis C.K. sense of humor.
I feel like I've already spent to much time on this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just got a position as the Charles River Watershed Association's volunteer coordinator, so I'll be on the river all summer.

Studied Earth Sciences at UMASS and looking for some jobs in the field so my BS is relevant. I currently work at my family's tennis business in Winchester as an instructor and administrator.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being Louis C.K.
Karaoke
Doing nothing
Teaching Tennis
Playing the drums well enough to sound like I've done it before.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The blue eyes or the red hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: His Dark Materials, The Giver (other stuff from childhood)

Movies: Vanilla Sky, Sunshine, Wedding Crashers, Waking Life, anything surreal, comical, or with a good soundtrack...

Music: The Amazing, Alt-J, Explosions in the Sky, Little Tybee, Band of Horses, My Morning Jacket, Dr. Dog, The Six Parts Seven, Shakey Graves, Jr. Sr., Why?, The Head And The Heart, That song you always wanted to know the words to. MAGIC 106.7

Food: Anything easy, delicious, and probably bad for me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My car
Karaoke
The weather
Music
Oxygen
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ways to better live or improve my life, often before I go to bed.
I never remember them...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably at a bar, but I'm trying to relax on the drinking. Don't hate a good movie or music session.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been to Disney World upwards of 10 times. Shit ain't right.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Youd like to chat or hang out some time.