I DON'T WANT NO SCRUBS.
I like cats and men that like cats.
Hanging out with my best friend is basically all I do and we're kind of a package deal. (we're horrifying while together.)
I contain a rage demon, but it only shows through my eyebrows.
I like to look at men's butts. A lot.
I'm terrified of the dark and heights.
I have five tattoos, although they're not particularly interesting and one piercing.
I'm horridly sarcastic and I can be an extreme dickshit.
Men who know how to dress themselves are seriously attractive, but I like to dress them, too.
Beards, firefighters, and lumberjacks are really nice to look at.
I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not into yoga and I have a whole brain.
I like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape.