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22 Knoxville, TN Woman


I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:16am
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on space camp
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I like cats and men that like cats.

I like to look at men's butts. A lot. If I were a guy that looked at lady butts, I'd probably get in trouble.

I'm terrified of the dark and heights.
I have a few tattoos, but they're unimportant.

I'm pretty sarcastic if I'm comfortable with you.

Men who know how to dress themselves are seriously attractive, but I like to dress them, too.

I like to listen to country music when I'm trying to sleep. But only really sad country music.

I like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.
I'm not into yoga and I have a whole brain.
I like making love at midnight in the dunes of the cape.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm mainly just collecting cats for my future cat-lady life.

But in all reality, I'm trying to get my life straightened out. I've made mistakes, and while they weren't completely life-ruining, they still weren't great. So I'm trying to do that before I'm actually as old as I feel.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Avoiding sleep, sleeping for way too long, reading, thinking about things that scare me, and dressing men.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't make a lot of eye contact and I'm pretty shy.
Also, my eyebrows. I think.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Stephen King, Thomas Harris, Orson Scott Card, Kentaro Miura, Roald Dahl, Rudyard Kipling, Junji Ito.

Any Hannibal movie, anything with Tom Hardy, Matilda, A Little Princess, Berserk, Pan's Labyrinth.

Hannibal, Kill La Kill, Law and Order: Special Victims Unit, Sword Art Online, American Horror Story, Parasyte.

Childish Gambino, MNEK, New Navy, Panic! At the Disco, SOHN, Lo-Fang, Sia.

Sushi, Indian food, pizza, Mexican food, Asian food in general, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
· My best friend
· Cats
· Butts
· Music
· Books
· My tiger
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My home planet, why I get emotional over fictional characters, why I can't look people in the eyes, tigers, why I'm so scared of the dark, and things that I can't change.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home.
Possibly sleeping.
Probably thinking about my future.
Most likely reading or watching a movie.
Absolutely considering running away.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not a Human Bean and I have more Human emotions than I care to admit.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
· You love to read for hours.
· You like cats.
· You understand that not everybody is happy all of the time.

Being able to tell a good story off the top of your head is a pretty big plus, too.