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My self-summary
To start, and to be honest and fair to any who may be interested, I am in an open relationship with Ms. ella_que_espera. She means the world to me, so if you can't dig it, maybe we can just be friends.

Baltimore boy turned Pittsburgher. Moved to Seattle mid-September, then Tacoma. Headed back to Charm City come March.

ENFP( I can't remember what this stands for, or why I even cared).

I dig writing, painting, drawing, and reading. I've been known to wander around the city at night, meeting fellow oddballs and eating strange foods. I love punk, bluegrass, blues, and jazz( I'm not too picky about music, but it has to have balls and soul). I enjoy going to museums, libraries, and markets filled with stalls and stands.

Give me good music, a cigarette, and a book of short fiction and I'm the happiest cat in the universe.

I'm open to just about everything. What I don't know, I'm willing to learn. And just because I don't dig something, well, it doesn't mean I'll hold it against you.

I am a pedantic lay man, but, you know, without the emphasis on "man."
What I’m doing with my life
Currently working on a collection of short stories, a play, and a handful of drawings.

Dreaming of cities filled with people unafraid of police, satisfied with the economy, and comfortable with who they are and how they and others were born.
I’m really good at
Writing, drawing, meeting people, cooking, and guessing by the headlines which news stories hail from Florida.
The first things people usually notice about me
My beard, anachronistic dress, tattoos, and my dry sense of humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've seen a few people post to their profiles that they would like to see OKC data, what the numbers say about, well, us. Check out Dataclysm, by Christian Rudder, a cofounder of this site. Both disturbing and hilarious.

Books: The Complete Short Stories of Raymond Carver, Knockemstiff, Tropic of Cancer, Howl, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Another Country, For Whom The Bell Tolls, Notes From The Underground, Catch-22, Confederacy of Dunces, Everything That Rises Must Converge, Choke, The Portable Bukowski, Junkie, Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee, The Crumb Coffee Table Book, , Cathedral, The Poems of Shelly, A People's History of The United States, Moby Dick, The Wasteland, This is How You Lose Her, Jesus' Son

Music: The Dead Boys, Joy Division, Tom Waits, Miles Davis, Fela Kuti, Devo, The Cramps, The Sonics, Link Wray, Thelonious Monk, The Stooges, the White Stripes, Nina Simone, GG Allin and The Jabbers, Bob Mould, The Futureheads, The Smiths, Psychedelic Furs, Oingo Boingo, Charles Mingus, John Cale, Dan Deacon, Swans, Pink Anderson, Nick Drake

Movies: Citizen Kane, The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, Harold and Maude, Pulp Fiction, Dead Alive, The Forbidden Zone, Blue Velvet, Meaning of Life, Duck Soup, The Great Dictator, Dirty Harry, Casablanca, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Pink Flamingos, Repo Man, The Killer, Fight Club, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Battle Royale, Whiplash, Magnolia, Breathless, Putney Swoop, The Thin Blue Line

Breaking Bad, The Daily Show, Last Week Tonight, Frontline, Vice, Fargo, The Wire, The Newsroom, True Detective, Arrested Development, Mr. Show, The State, Portlandia, It's Always Sunny, MST3K, Cowboy Bebop, Nova

Green papaya salad
Soup dumplings
Peruvian chicken
Lomo Saltado
NYC pizza
Philly cheesesteaks
Cuban sandwiches
Cafe su da
Fried Green Tomatoes
Steamed Crabs
and everything else.
The six things I could never do without
• A Book
• A Notebook
• A Pen
• Pack of smokes
• Fire
• Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Philosophy (absurdism), politics, literary techniques, homeless folk, the disappearance of Arabers, art, women, coffee, friends, train rides, human rights, and Poe's Law.
On a typical Friday night I am
Avoiding the typical Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I daydream that I can dance and sing. And sometimes, when I'm alone, I dance and sing.
You should message me if
If you'd like to talk, ask questions, yell at me, engage in competitive haikuing, or just wanna ask the time.

You have seen my watch. I can't find that fucker anywhere.