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Kilt_Guy_Hi

60 M Asheville, NC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 38–51
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:32am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Desperately
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), French (Poorly), Sign Language (Okay)

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My self-summary
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"Some people think I must be a very strange person. This is not correct. I have the heart of a small boy. It is in a jar on my desk." -- Stephen King

In the immortal words of Tank Girl, ".... it has been swell, but the swellings gone down!"
I've been single a couple of years - and feeling like it's time to get back into the fray! I've never been much of a "dater" (person who dates) - When I meet someone I really click with, we both know it and get clicking at such a deep level that going on a "date" and getting to know each other is pointless. I don't play games and / or hide who I am.

Me? ENFP ... a child of a somewhat lessor god... optimistic, witty, silly, passionate, uninhibited, adventurous, romantic, introspective - with a great and wonky sense of humor… I've been described as perfectly imperfect, weird, a gentleman, kind and honest to a fault and good at being a good friend. Oh and "sweet" - which usually translates that I end up in a girl's friend-zone so fast that heads are spinning like gyroscopes, on acid, for miles.... Which is a bit sad cos I am a wickedly prophetic and sensual lover. So yeah, I'm one of the good guys - best kept secret... few know it and cos I'm not a complete caveman, few seem to want to venture in... but really, I'm more like a kinky Boy Scout than anything!

All that said, I believe my path is one of service, healing and helping with a good dose of spreading love and kindness. I have on occasion been the hero. I have championed myself and others – not always successfully on both counts – but I have the courage to try.

I believe:
*we are all ultimately responsible for our own feelings.

*every day is a good day to take stock of life in general, and consider how unpredictable it all is, how fragile and precious, and to recommit my efforts to caring for the people I love and whose lives are wound in and around my own.

*like Rob Roy MacGregor, that honor is a gift a man gives himself.

"Only a woman of pride, complexity and emotional tension is genuinely worth the act of love, and there are only two ways to get yourself one of them. Either you lie, and stain the relationship with your own sense of guile, or you accept the involvement, the emotional responsibility, the permanence she must by nature crave. I love you can be said only two ways."
~ Travis McGee, The Deep Blue Good-By

Also:
I love gazing at the stars and at the moon and I like astrology - and astronomy....and love violent thunderstorms...

Other Stuff:
I think this is pretty shiny:
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Bonus Points:
1. You can teach me to curse, fluently, in any language other than English.
2. You know what "Kobayashi Maru" refers to without looking it up.
3. You know some ASL or are willing to learn. I am not totally deaf, I wear hearing aids and am profoundly hard of hearing without them... and I like diddling around with ASL...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Business: I'm self employed. I stay busy but I do not live to work - but rather I work to live.
Personal: I am at another crossroad in my life... and I feel excited about what ever is next!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* looking into the night sky
* being a dork
* outliving fatal motor vehicle crashes
* breaking stemware
* fixing broken things (except stemware)
* CPR (read: sucking face and anterior thorax massage)
* using power tools & chainsaws safely
* finding lost things
* cracking people up
* using my turn-signal indicators
* pissing-off christians
* blurting out things without any prior thought processes
* exploding fist bumps
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am tall, and usually wearing a kilt... that's enough.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: I read a lot - Fiction, History, Technical, "News", etc.
Movies: I watch movies a lot
Shows: I am a Total "Walking Dead" Fan.
Music: I like music a lot - almost all kinds...
Food: I like food....... wait for it...... a lot - (except goat-cheese!)
Drink: Single-malt Scotch - mostly the stuff that does not taste like you just licked a telephone pole... and I love a great Bloody Mary and a great dirty-dirty-martini!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* the stars - I even know the names of a few
* guanine, adenine, thymine, and cytosine - with captions
* wee hearing-aid batteries - wot?
* railroad flares ( those great big red suckers!)
* Prep-H Hemi Cream ( just in case the flares don't work!)
* green trees and soft rain
* lime & mango juice, dark rum
(and the small of a woman's back to drink it out of)
* my shine
* my Kilt
* a towel ( points if you get the reference)

Seriously: I'm a bit of a minimalist and could do without pretty much everything I "own".

A few things I definitely like doing without
* watching TeeVee
* being a sports fan
* advertisers turning the internet into another form of TeeVee
* rude / condescending / pretentious / mean / hurtful people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* Cuddling / Kissing / Intimacy
* Time Travel /The speed of light / the universe / quantum physics
* Who I have to screw to get off this rock?
* My next Tattoo
* Dropping everything and going to France or Montreal or Scotland or Ireland or Thailand or Antarctica or...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
* Puking between cars in the parking lot
( Hey, better than IN them!)
* Riding on Yorick's back
* Losing containment
* Concentrating on dedicated sphincter control
* Courting the Dark Side of The Force
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am not a very private person. I seem extroverted, and am sometimes, but love some cave time too. I have had a few relationships and have had a lot of alone time - overall, I like the relationship time more and I have learned that any future relationships will only work with someone who is at least as excruciatingly passionate as I am about being who I really am and being accepted as such.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'm too adventurous and open minded to put anything too limiting here... But girls, if you can't or won't take the time to fill your your profiles AND answer a bunch of these seemingly goofy questions - it will be difficult to get a good idea, fairly quickly, if we match up... and OKC really is pretty good at this matching thing. So please do the work. :-)
And if you have done the work.... to help us all save time please:
* Have a high "Match" percentage with me (at least 90%).
* Be height/weight proportionate or petite... petite is better.
* Post at least one recent photo of you.... and if you do not look like your photos, you have to buy me drinks until you do!....or at least until I don't care! HaHa!
All this said - I am open to being contacted by anybody for any reason :-)