I am short, round, and inappropriate.
My Self-Summary
I'm looking for friends. I like to
write, ride my
scooter, drink
Diet Coke, and take
pictures of things. I love
video games -
I'm a hardcore gamer. Um .. I tend to fall down a lot - I have a
loose relationship with gravity - and I don't drink (allergic), but
don't care if you do. Basically, I like to have fun. If it's not
fun, I am not interested.
It helps that I find most things fun.
I mentioned that I play video games, but I reeeeeally love video
games. And Transformers. And Star Trek and Star Wars and things
that come from Japan. There's a Mario hat sitting on my desk, and
Domo-kun on my monitor. Basically, I'm a big ol' nerd and fairly
proud of it.
Is this 500 words yet?
What I’m doing with my life
Working, writing, seeing how much Diet Coke I can drink. My main
goal in life is to be happy and have fun. I love going on
adventures and experiencing things.
I’m really good at
.. being inappropriate, video games, computery things, making
people laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
My giant rack. Sorry, but it's true. They're large and usually
uncovered. Beyond that, I've been told people notice my smile and
the fact that I'm always laughing.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I read a lot of non-fiction, don't see many movies (but read
spoilers online), listen to punk and video game soundtracks, and I
hate processed cheese.
You know, listing my favourite books and movies is a little played
out. Here's a list of my favourite video games instead:
Quake 1/3, Return to Castle Wolftenstein/Enemy Territory, the
Katamari Damacy series, Beyond Good & Evil, Prince of Persia:
Sands of Time, The World Ends With You, Professor Layton and the
Curious Village, Fallout 3, Jet Set Radio Future ..
The six things I could never do without
Computers
Diet Coke
My scooter
My friends
My cats
Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Video games and planning my blog updates.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, playing video games and/or out with my friends, freaking
out the squares.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
I've gone to Dildo School.
You should message me if
you have a sense of humour, like video games, know that Rodimus
Prime is a huge putz and in no way is the true leader of the
Autobots, have a scooter, you're looking for some new friends, you
want to have some fun, know where I can get some Diet Coke.