I go to amateur night every night in my shower.
I think I'm getting old because 11PM rolled around and I wanted a bed moreso than another beer. But then there are nights when it's 4AM and I still wanna party.
I'm the person you love to hate but hate that you love.
ENTJ for what it's worth.
I'm banned from waterparks and pools in Japan.
I'm also the high score holder for Whack-A-Mole in the Dave & Buster's in Providence, RI. Get at me.
Every Wednesday, I smell like formaldehyde and I end up showering again and again but the smell lingers. So I don't go on dates on Wednesdays.