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Kindle_My_Heart

27 North Richland Hills, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Overweight
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Holds out hand* Can you hold this for me while I go take a walk? :3

Hi, my names Amber and I'm addcited to love, lovins, loving others, beards, sweet food, snuggles, cuddles, friends, admiring others body shapes, men in silly hats, watching the strokes of watercolor come out of my paintbrush , indie rock, musicals, glittery things, fluffy things, cute men, cute mens parts, blue raspberry flavored things, being a child at heart, hugging, playing with you hair, singing out of tune, bright colors, dancing in my car, interent, drawing, cinnamon scented things, being barefoot, caring too much, cute animals, cute things, going to concerts, gotye, being in the water, being in the shade, tea, sexy people, social media , being an actavist, standing up for what i believe in, watching movies, listening to the rain, and you ♥

Creator of r/beardporn. Lover of Fire beards, blonde beards, brown beards, rainbow beards, black beards, purple beards, pink beards, blue beards, green beards, soapy beards, bubble beards, kinky beards, viking beards, fancy beards, silly beards, multi-colord beards, majestic beards, sexy beards, snuggable beards, white beards, rainy beards, windy beards, gray beards, salt and pepper beards, yeards, trimmed beards,snow beards, naked beards, Flower beards, wet beards, fuzzy beards, scratchy beards, soft beards, curly beards, straight beards, trimmed beards, unruly beards, fluffy beards, wizard beards, men on men beards, cosmic beards, braided beards, sunny beards, warm beards, glitter beards, giant beards, misc beards and curly mustaches.

I am a ISFP Persoanlity type.
You can read more about that here if you want: http://www.personalitypage.com/ISFP.html

you wanna take this outside??? you wanna take this to the park? you wanna look at the stars with me? you wanna go out for a romantic dinner afterwards??

This is also a sneak pea of waking up next to me would look like: http://imgur.com/ipom6Rf
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to find my place in this world.

Werkin and Jerkin but mostly werkin
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
being creative, and sleeping, snuggles
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That i'm shy, but I warm up pretty fast.
My glasses
crazy amazon hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: The Giver, Freak the Mighty, Hunger Games, Anything by Roald Dahl, How to become a super villain, Ready Player 1, Sideways Stories From Wayside School, Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle, Captain UnderPants, Shel Silverstein poems, Any Pearls before Swine comic in exsistance, The Stinky Cheese Man and Other Fairly Stupid Tales

Movies: A night at the roxbury, Rock-A-Doodle, Rocky Horror Picture show, Fern Gully, Repo The Genetic Opera, Hairspray, So I married an axe murderer, a little princess, a secret garden,Milo and Otis,Across the Universe, Juno, August Rush, scott pilgrim, les miserables, Angels in the Outfield, Lion King, Emporers new groove, All of the Mel Brooks movies, Pretty in Pink

Shows: The Twilight Zone, Heroes, Breaking Bad, Scrubs, 90's nickshows like Pete and Pete, Goosebumps, Cartoons like Captain Planet, and Adventure Time, Arrested Development

Food: Tacos, Spaghetti, Sushi, Ice Cream, Nachos, Greek Salad, pickles

Music : Indie Rock, Alt Rock, Electonic pop, 80s, synth pop 90's trance/dance

Podcasts: Night Vale , The Adventures of Danny and Mike

Artist: Keith Haring , Stephen Hillenburg, Pendleton Ward, Jhonen Vasquez, marina abramovic

Poet: Shel Silverstein, Pablo Neruda, Sierra Mulder
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music, internet, a nice human to use as a pillow, love, friends, tea and back scratches
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stupid things like parrell universes, glitches in the matrix, ghost stories, paranormal, 3,4,5th dimensions ect, dreams ect.

How sad it is that a T-Rex can't hug anyone because they have such a big head and tiny arms,

How someone came up with the fact the the blood in an erection can save three gerbils lives

Why someone thought it was a good idea to make a porn with him only wearing sunglasses and screwing a red velvet cake while sobbing that he loves it and smashing it at the end? No seriously, why?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably hanging out with friends. If not then staying in and enjoying staying up late and internetting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can write backwards.
I also don't grow armpit hair.
I love back scratches.
If you have a beard I 1) Want to touch it 2) want it to touch me
I like butts. (_(_| <3
My favorite dinosaur is a dilophosaurus

If you look like danny tamberelli or ARE Danny Tamberelli, Im going to date the heck out of you
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are weirdly attracted to bigger girls with an off sense of humor who will probably like cuddling way too much and poking you in the nose when you're being silly.

You like to sing and/or be willing to sing to me

You have a kind heart

You genuinely care about others

You are submissive looking for a domme

You like wearing silly hats and or clothes in public

You don't mind leaving my kiss marks on your face in public

You are a liberal

You like to cuddle for hours while watching movies and taking breaks for food and sex, or both.

You want to run your beard on my naked body.

DO NOT message me if you are looking to sell me drugs? Im not sure why I've been getting these messages, but please don't.

Also:
If you were yogurt would you be fruit at the bottom or stirred?