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King-Creosote

51 Winnipeg, Manitoba, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Just a regular schlub trying to maintain some shred of dignity as I navigate the humiliations and frustrations of daily life.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Crawling through the wreckage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
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The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not wearing pants.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hmmm... well I like many kinds of different movies from low brow schlock, high brow foreign films, popular, obscure... I've liked most films by Wes Anderson (Royal Tenenbaums, Moonrise Kingdom), P.T. Anderson (There Will be Blood, Punch Drunk Love), Jim Jarmush (Down by Law, Mystery Train, Dead Man), Michel Gondry, Spike Jones, Wim Wenders (Wings of Desire, Until the End of the World), Coen brothers, Werner Herzog (Fitzcaraldo).... lots, lots. That doesn't mean I can't get a few laughs out of the crudeness of something like Superbad.

Not a huge reader, but I subscribe to the New Yorker and plow through that most weeks... a good mix of fiction and reporting and other distractions. The last books I read where 'The Road' by Cormac McCarthy and 'Super Sad True Love Story' by Gary Shteyngart.

My music tastes are similar to my movie tastes... all over the place. The typical stuff includes Tom Waits, pavement, Fela, Ali Farka Toure, White Stripes, the xx, Miles Davis. Usually listen to NPR's All Songs Considered. Lately listening to 'Lost In The Light' by Bahamas.

Food. Yes. Yum.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Water,
coffee,
beer,
anxiety,
nervous rituals,
obsessive thoughts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmph...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Curled up in a ball weeping for no reason in particular.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't floss as much as I should.
You should message me if
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Your soul mate married someone else while you were reading The Secret.
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