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KingCareless

36 M Bayfield, CO

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi, I'm Bob. Just checking out OkCupid to meet people of the opposing sex. Like everybody else. When I look at other people's profiles on here, I just find standards, standards and more standards for a stranger to meet or exceed. What is this a test? I'm just looking for a down ass girl to hang out with! If you consider yourself laid back gimme a message.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working, writing (though not lately). Living a Walter Mitty kinda of life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fun. All sorts of fun, small fun, big fun, exciting fun, slow fun, fast fun, fun for you and fun for me. Fun, fun, and more fun. Fun in the west and fun in the east. Good fun, evil fun......Alright enough. I think of myself as being good at fun.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am going bald? Not sure what they notice. They probably think I'm an asshole or something. I'm not the best book to judge by its cover. Yeah, I probably look like one real jerk. Anyway I'll get off this now.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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A farewell to Arms. East of Eden, Catcher in the Rye, The Prince, Into the Wild & Calvin and Hobbes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Blood, heart, oxygen, arms, legs, food, you know the simple things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
... how I can stop the boredom.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
working with a bunch of pissed off people & trying by the minute not to join their ranks. It's kind of an art form really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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is that I am a mountain biking fool or a fool on a mountain bike!
You should message me if
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you want to. Not if you don't want to, that would be stupid.