I'm keeping this one here because some people seem to prefer it over the other/personal archival purposes.
We now return to our regularly scheduled broadcast...
Don't gimme that look, that's right, let's get sweaty, let's get real sweaty, I'm talkin' rainforest sweaty, I'm talkin' swamp sweaty.
Let's fill the bathtub full of sweat… alright.
Why is it that only 1 in 10 people who view my profile bother to leave me a message? To make matters worse, most of them are people whom I've already viewed and messaged.
Of which, only half bother replying, leading me to believe that this site might better suit the moniker OkBitches.
(if you're the kind of so called feminist who was offended by that, it's better we find out now isn't it? there's the door...)
Seriously though, believe it or not, your pussy is NOT made of gold. Get over yourselves!
How about this, if you don't find me utterly repulsive, wink.
If you strongly disagree with something I've written here or it has caused you to believe that we won't get along/be compatible, why not ask about it and find out if this is really the case?
To whom it may concern, when I say looking for:
New friends, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals
I mean it... I know from experience that I am capable of being just friends with girls. Some of my best friends, including my best friend ever, have been girls. So seriously, if you think you can deal with just being my friend and not preoccupy yourself with wanting "benefits" send me a message!
A great thing about being 31 is I no longer think with my d!ck.
(BTW, if you're a gay guy or even a lesbian and we share common interests, don't be afraid to say hello, seriously. oh oh and if you're a transvestite, transgendered, etc. definitely drop me a line!)
Furthermore, when I say looking for:
short/long term dating
I usually only date 1 person at a time because I am so not one of those little black book toting no selfesteem guys. (hence I'm not here looking for casual sex partners, especially not of the "poly-amorous" variety, yuck!)
I don't usually "short term" date anyone unless something happens that makes it blatantly obvious that it's not going to work out. E.g. most recent journal post.
Naturally if all is going well, the short term becomes the long term and yadda yadda yadda. If for some reason this doesn't happen, I hope that we can still be friends.
we now return to our regularly scheduled program...
I'm Buddhist. I consume punk rock and cheap beer at CBGB
Actually when i DID go to CBGB's it was just some shitty metal band but at least I've got that bootleg Flipper album.
I'm a hermit but not entirely by choice. It may be due to having a mild case of Asperger's Syndrome (see journal if additional information is required) but I can't be entirely sure if it's that or just my world views being out of sync with most other people. These views can be most closely compared to precepts found in the following religions and or philosophy(ies): Daoism or Taoism, Zen Buddhism, Gnoticism, Quietism, Stoicism, Absurdism, Idealism and Situationism. I am somewhat interested in the works of Ludwig Wittgenstein and Rudolf Steiner. (no I didn't attend a Waldorf school but I kinda wish I had)
I was baptized Irish Roman Catholic as a kid, started practicing my own brand of Santeria, Voodoo and Chaos Magic as a teen, followed by a short stint as a Christian Hippie in college (when I was also Goth and reading The Tibetan Book of the Dead) which coincided with my budding interest in Hinduism. From Krishna to Kali to Shiva then Ganesh, eventually abandoning deity worship (had a Kali shrine) in favor of a formless/nameless G_d aka the Tao. Yet I still find myself drawn to Hanuman, perhaps a partial inspiration to my mutton chops aside from the more obvious Wolverine.
I believe such a background is good grounds to label myself an eclectic paradigm pirate. Yarrrgh!
Unfortunately, I don't have a ship, however I did just get a box a.k.a. Scion xB. They get great gas milleage and this makes me happy because I am a bit of an Environmentalist. Not quite to the extent of affiliating myself with the Green Party; for what it's worth I am Libertarian Socialist (it's not a complete contradiction but if you think it is you can leave now) who is so opposed the the pollution created by an uncaring society ran by Republican Capitalist Sith Lords. Part of me believes that it has something to do with the "new world order" conspiracy i.e. Illuminati, Free Masons the Bilderberg Group, Zionists etc.
I am very interested but not obsessed with the work of David Icke. Had I found his books back in the days where I tripped on LSD I may have ended up a lot more paranoid lol. Especially considering I was still pretty into Ufology and intrigued by stuff like The Sirius Mystery by Robert Temple and The Urantia Book around that time.
For what it's worth, I'm a Serpentarius Fire Snake.
I am chaotically, evil, and will destroy you!.