I'm not here looking for friends. I have plenty. This is a dating site. I want to meet someone who is as excited about spending time with me as I am with them.
I hate having to guess what people are thinking. Just spit it out, I have a few talents, mind reading isn't one of them.
I bought a guitar last weekend. I don't know how to play it. But I will. If you can help with that, that would be cool.
Ok, back to work. This candy ain't gonna crush itself.