Since I mainly seem to get abusive messages regarding one of my tests, I think I should make one thing clear here. I'm an atheist, I don't care about your religion or your defence thereof. I wrote the test in response to someone who pissed me off, and on the back of finding some interesting research. [p] Life sucks. Deal with it. Tests don't apply to everybody. They are a generalisation. That's why I pay a bloody fortune for my car insurance, despite driving like your grandad, and why some fuckwit in a white van who drives a few inches from my car pays bugger all.

I am gorgeous, obsessed with sex, and cn spk txtish

Sex![p] I don't really know, thought about getting a job at some time, but just now I'll just leech off my parents as long as they will tolerate it. I'm almost finished my sports science degree, so I should be into a �50,000 a year job as soon as I want to start working.

Sex![p] I can down a pint in 3 seconds. I'm also really hard, and I have a fantastic body. I'm also really good at waxing myself, and applying my make-up in the morning - it just doesn't feel the same without my "mask".[p]

I'm a good listener (BTW, this really means that I'm good at appearing to listen while really thinking about something else.)

Sex![p] My fantastic body, my great tan and my dazzling teeth. They also notice the sheer size of my penis.

Sex![p] a) I don't really read, because it's unnecessary, so I just watch TV instead[p] b) Deepthroat[p] c) Some trance, some jungle, some r&b and James Blunt[p] d) I like pizza, chips and a kebab after drinking 25 pints on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Wednesday night.

1) Sex![p] 2) My phone (FR TXTING)[p] 3) More sex![p] 4) Chocolate[p] 5) More sex![p] 6) Telly

Sex![p] My beatiful body

Sex![p] Out with my friends getting drunk!!

Sex![p] I own a penis pump.

Sex![p] If you've not experienced a 14"er before.