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30 M Dundee, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Sep 18, 2010
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Not at all
Atheism, and very serious about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from med school
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Russian (Poorly), Finnish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Since I mainly seem to get abusive messages regarding one of my tests, I think I should make one thing clear here. I'm an atheist, I don't care about your religion or your defence thereof. I wrote the test in response to someone who pissed me off, and on the back of finding some interesting research. [p] Life sucks. Deal with it. Tests don't apply to everybody. They are a generalisation. That's why I pay a bloody fortune for my car insurance, despite driving like your grandad, and why some fuckwit in a white van who drives a few inches from my car pays bugger all.

I am gorgeous, obsessed with sex, and cn spk txtish
What I’m doing with my life
Sex![p] I don't really know, thought about getting a job at some time, but just now I'll just leech off my parents as long as they will tolerate it. I'm almost finished my sports science degree, so I should be into a �50,000 a year job as soon as I want to start working.
I’m really good at
Sex![p] I can down a pint in 3 seconds. I'm also really hard, and I have a fantastic body. I'm also really good at waxing myself, and applying my make-up in the morning - it just doesn't feel the same without my "mask".[p]

I'm a good listener (BTW, this really means that I'm good at appearing to listen while really thinking about something else.)
The first things people usually notice about me
Sex![p] My fantastic body, my great tan and my dazzling teeth. They also notice the sheer size of my penis.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sex![p] a) I don't really read, because it's unnecessary, so I just watch TV instead[p] b) Deepthroat[p] c) Some trance, some jungle, some r&b and James Blunt[p] d) I like pizza, chips and a kebab after drinking 25 pints on a Friday, Saturday, Sunday or Wednesday night.
The six things I could never do without
1) Sex![p] 2) My phone (FR TXTING)[p] 3) More sex![p] 4) Chocolate[p] 5) More sex![p] 6) Telly
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sex![p] My beatiful body
On a typical Friday night I am
Sex![p] Out with my friends getting drunk!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sex![p] I own a penis pump.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
You should message me if
Sex![p] If you've not experienced a 14"er before.