Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


28 New York, NY Man


You might like

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:37pm
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
London ~3 yrs
New York ~2 yrs
Tokyo ~6 months
Singapore ~2 yrs
Charlotte ~5 yrs
London ~13 yrs
New York ~ 2 yrs
St. Louis ~ 6mo
New York
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Sausage King of Chicago
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Taking myself seriously
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My height and my eyes
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If you can't put up with me watching Caddyshack and quoting every line, then we're not meant to be.

Shows: Peep Show, Last Week Tonight W/ John Oliver, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Archer, Workaholics, Always Sunny, Sons of Anarchy
Radiohead, The War on Drugs, Snarky Puppy, Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Bonobo, Tame Impala, Atish, Mark Slee, Dusky, Matthew Dekay, Kollektiv Turmstrasse, Synkro, George Fitzgerald, Four Tet, Scuba, HOJ, Ida Engberg, Tale of Us, Nicolas Jaar, John Talabot, Recondite, Guy J, Huxley, Seth Troxler, Digweed, Thugfucker, Adriatique, DJ Koze, Maya Jane Coles, Lee Burridge, DJ Shadow. Huge fan of Drum 'n Bass/Jungle and I have an unhealthy obsession with the bands the Disco Biscuits, Brothers Past, Phish and WIDESPREAD MOTHERFUCKIN PANIC.

I'll eat anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Good Beer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I want to be when I grow up
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out with my girls, or cuddled up on the couch with Netflix and a bottle of wine. Oh wait...that's you.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy going to shows
You like beer over wine
You have a good sense of humor
You enjoy "underground" house/techno/bass music

-You enjoy Nickleback, The Big Bang Theory and/or would describe any of my music as "EDM"