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KingEmerson

28 M Capitol Heights, MD

My Details

Last Online
Mar 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
It's a rare occasion for me to take life seriously. I used to be military with a "serious" job, but now I'm a bum student figuring out if I want to save the Chesapeake bay as a biologist of some sort, be a whiskey drinking degenerate musician, or putting these chinese skills to use in the people's republic. Or maybe I'll start a food truck. I'm originally from Rochester. Ummm..... I had quite a few whitney houston jokes the morning after. My co-workers were pissed, but they Were laughing too. I like the idea of this site, but rarely ever message anyone. I am aware that the previous sentence doesn't really mean anything.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it the best way I know how.
I’m really good at
Creative things. Cooking, music, dancing. Somehow making my car a mess immediately after cleaning it. Also see: High fives, "raising the roof," and "letting the dogs out." Quoting lines from clockwork orange. I'm actually pretty good at speaking Chinese when I am intoxicated.
The first things people usually notice about me
Now it's probably this glorious xiaolin master style beard I've got growing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I read whatever catches my fancy and can keep me interested. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen enough. Ralph Waldo Emerson is the truth. So is HBO. My four favorite films are Inception, The Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine, and The Wood. I watch way more fucking Star Trek than is healthy for anyone trying to stay based in reality. I have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the Trailer Park Boys. Key and Peele as well. That's not a real sentence. There's good music all over, but the stand bys are Stevie Wonder, Chicago, David Bowie, Little Brother/The Foreign Exchange, Dave Brubeck, EWF, Jon Brion, Big L, Tribe, Coheed and Cambria, Emery, and my own shit because that's who I make music for. Lately I've been rocking to Piero Umiliani, Bruno Mars and that goddamn Pharell song. Probably the best song I've heard on the radio in at least a decade.
The six things I could never do without
1. Jokes
2. Jameson
3. Music
4. Languages
5. A good 9 inch chef knife
6. Space
7. The Ocean or some body of water, I hate being landlocked. Fuck Texas.
On a typical Friday night I am
Putting on my dancing shoes while meeting up with my friend jameson or, making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a completely irrational aversion to stickers, wet stickers and wet paper.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
..you too think these silly monkeys are hilarious and don't take life TOO seriously. Or, if you do, but you speak Mandarin Chinese (or French) and I can practice speaking with you, let us chat.