Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
It's a rare occasion for me to take life seriously. I did sell
everything I owned like and took a train across the country from DC
to Spokane. Been here a year, now Im coming back to DC. I'm
originally from Rochester. Ummm..... I had quite a few whitney
houston jokes the morning after she croaked. My co-workers were
pissed, but they were laughing too. I like the idea of this site,
but rarely ever message anyone. I am aware that the previous
sentence doesn't really mean anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it the best way I know how.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative things. Cooking, music, dancing. Somehow making my car a
mess immediately after cleaning it. Self-awareness. Recognizing
intersectionality. Also see: High fives, "raising the roof," and
"letting the dogs out." Quoting lines from clockwork orange. I'm
actually pretty good at speaking Chinese when I am intoxicated.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read whatever catches my fancy and can keep me interested.
Unfortunately, that doesn't happen enough. Ralph Waldo Emerson is
the truth. So is HBO. My four favorite films are Inception, The
Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine, and The Wood. I watch way more
fucking Star Trek than is healthy for anyone trying to stay based
in reality. I have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the Trailer
Park Boys. Key and Peele as well. That's not a real sentence.
There's good music all over, but the stand bys are Stevie Wonder,
Chicago, David Bowie, Little Brother/The Foreign Exchange, Dave
Brubeck, EWF, Jon Brion, Big L, Tribe, Coheed and Cambria, Emery,
and my own shit because that's who I make music for. Lately I've
been rocking to Piero Umiliani, Bruno Mars and that goddamn Pharell
song. Probably the best song I've heard on the radio in at least a
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. A good 9 inch chef knife
7. The Ocean or some body of water, I hate being landlocked. Fuck
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on my dancing shoes while meeting up with my friend jameson
or, making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a completely irrational aversion to stickers, wet stickers
and wet paper.
You should message me if
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..you too think these silly primates are hilarious and don't take
life TOO seriously. Or, if you do, but you speak Mandarin Chinese
(or French) and I can practice speaking with you, let us chat.
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