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KingEmerson

28 Spokane, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 20
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Black, White, Other
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Pisces, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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It's a rare occasion for me to take life seriously. I used to be military with a "serious" job, but now I'm a bum student figuring out if I want to save the Chesapeake bay as a biologist, be a whiskey drinking degenerate musician, or putting these Chinese skills to use in the people's republic, or maybe I'll start a food truck. I did JUST sell everything I owned like 3 weeks and took a train across the country from DC to Spokane. Now I'm in school for IT. I'm originally from Rochester. Ummm..... I had quite a few whitney houston jokes the morning after she croaked. My co-workers were pissed, but they were laughing too. I like the idea of this site, but rarely ever message anyone. I am aware that the previous sentence doesn't really mean anything.
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it the best way I know how.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Creative things. Cooking, music, dancing. Somehow making my car a mess immediately after cleaning it. Also see: High fives, "raising the roof," and "letting the dogs out." Quoting lines from clockwork orange. I'm actually pretty good at speaking Chinese when I am intoxicated.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Now it's probably this glorious xiaolin master style beard I've got growing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read whatever catches my fancy and can keep me interested. Unfortunately, that doesn't happen enough. Ralph Waldo Emerson is the truth. So is HBO. My four favorite films are Inception, The Life Aquatic, Eternal Sunshine, and The Wood. I watch way more fucking Star Trek than is healthy for anyone trying to stay based in reality. I have an extremely unhealthy addiction to the Trailer Park Boys. Key and Peele as well. That's not a real sentence. There's good music all over, but the stand bys are Stevie Wonder, Chicago, David Bowie, Little Brother/The Foreign Exchange, Dave Brubeck, EWF, Jon Brion, Big L, Tribe, Coheed and Cambria, Emery, and my own shit because that's who I make music for. Lately I've been rocking to Piero Umiliani, Bruno Mars and that goddamn Pharell song. Probably the best song I've heard on the radio in at least a decade.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Jokes
2. Jameson
3. Music
4. Languages
5. A good 9 inch chef knife
6. Space
7. The Ocean or some body of water, I hate being landlocked. Fuck Texas.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Music, food, space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Putting on my dancing shoes while meeting up with my friend jameson or, making music.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have a completely irrational aversion to stickers, wet stickers and wet paper.
You should message me if
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..you too think these silly monkeys are hilarious and don't take life TOO seriously. Or, if you do, but you speak Mandarin Chinese (or French) and I can practice speaking with you, let us chat.