I live my life from day to day. This outlook is fueled by an
irrational, unfounded fear of the Large Hadron Collider.
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KingKumquat
24 / m / straight / Single
New York, New York, United States
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The Skinny
How Well We Know Him
Ethnicity White
Height 6' 0" (1.82m).
Looking For Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes When drinking
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs N/A
Religion Agnosticism but not too serious about it
Sign Capricorn but it doesn't matter
Education Graduated from masters program
Job N/A
Income N/A
Kids N/A
Pets N/A
Languages English, German (Poorly)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
Working in Soho, living in Harlem. Party!
I'm really good at
- Facilitating ridiculous situations.
- Stealthily vanishing from awkward situations.
- Singing "Situation" by Yazoo at karaoke.
- Stealthily vanishing from awkward situations.
- Singing "Situation" by Yazoo at karaoke.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
My menagerie of birds and woodland fauna who flock to my every beck
and call.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Music: Italo, electro, and Bowie-o.
Movies: Films by John Carpenter, Paul Verhoeven, and Werner Herzog.
Books: Zippy the Pinhead. I also really got a kick out of Georg Lukacs and Walter Benjamin.
Food: King Cobra mixed with Thunderbird. I call it "The Flying Cobra."
Movies: Films by John Carpenter, Paul Verhoeven, and Werner Herzog.
Books: Zippy the Pinhead. I also really got a kick out of Georg Lukacs and Walter Benjamin.
Food: King Cobra mixed with Thunderbird. I call it "The Flying Cobra."
The six things I could never do without
- Sriracha hot sauce.
- The "Sunshine" ring tone on my cell phone. When it wakes me, I feel like I've awoken to some terrible Broadway musical about my own life.
- The Northeast Corridor Line
- Ogopogo.
- One (1) cigarette a day.
- The goddamn internet.
- The "Sunshine" ring tone on my cell phone. When it wakes me, I feel like I've awoken to some terrible Broadway musical about my own life.
- The Northeast Corridor Line
- Ogopogo.
- One (1) cigarette a day.
- The goddamn internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Dark matter. Phenomenology. Girls.
On a typical Friday night I am
In NYC or Jersey City, having great celebrations.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
When I jog I listen to shitty Judeo-Christian-tinged alt-rock
(i.e., Creed, POD) more often than anyone ever needs to.
You should message me if
- You are are a low-maintenance personality who enjoys
high-maintenance fun.
- +50% of your photos are not taken on a webcam, camera phone, or in a bathroom mirror.
- You find this OkCupid business a hoot.
- +50% of your photos are not taken on a webcam, camera phone, or in a bathroom mirror.
- You find this OkCupid business a hoot.
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