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KingMob33

41 M Oxford, PA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 27, 2008
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$60,000–$70,000
Relationship Status
Unknown
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I despise these things. You're expected to be witty and succinct at the same time, and that's just ridiculous. I work better off the cuff and spontaneously than some preplanned written out shite. But here goes ...

I'm 36, I am a writer (yes, a PAID writer, thank you very much), and I am not looking to "live life to its fullest." I don't even understand what that phrase even means - I am a biological entity who has reproduced and continues to funtion - shouldn't that be living to the fullest? No, what I mean is - I don't need to climb Mount Everest or surf the 30-footers in Maui to feel like I have accomplished something before dying. Your life is defined by your actions and the way you treat other people. The man with the most friends when he dies wins - and REAL friends, not schmucks you found on MySpace (although I have a few MySpace schmuck friends).

I like my women like I like my beer and my coffee - full-bodied (I bet u thought I was gonna say black and strong, huh? Well dammit I like that, too). I like curvy gals, chubby, Zaftig, whatever u wanna call it - no one wants a bone 'cept a mangy old dog. I LOVE tattoos and piercings, but not to the point that you can't get a job except at McDonalds or digging ditches because you have "FUCK" tattoed on your knuckles and 3-inch plugs in your ears - some sensibility, please!

I enjoy Magick - reading about it and learning about it, but not so much with the practicing, as most people might consider "practicing." I used to be somewhat Wiccan, but now I am into Pop Magic - if you need to know more about that, feel free to contact me and I will discourse until your ears bleed and you wish you never met me.

Also, Grant Morrison and The Invisibles are two things - well one person and one thing - anyone who considers themselves a free thinker or a visionary or an artist should be aware of. Grant Morrison is the creator of The Invisibles and The Invisibles defies description. Just go on Amazon and order "You Say You Want A Revolution" and be happy.

And I like pot. Sue me.

I am opinionated, honest, and loving
What I’m doing with my life
I am a writer/reporter for a number of publications, I also write fiction (usually horror). I spend a lot of time reading, being with my two sons, and socializing with my good close friends. Fridays, I do not go out but usually have people over, where we can be total assholes if we wanna be and there's no cigarette smoke or obnoxious sports broadcast to contend with.
I’m really good at
Writing, singing, sensing other people's pain ("Are you sensing anyting now?"). I can also memorize entire scenes from my favorite movies and recount them with startling accuracy. So if you hate movie geeks (I have over 500 dvds and just about the same number of vhs), then mayhap you should move along. I also love music and enjoy playing keyboards and guitar and singing along for whoever will sit still long enough to hear me.
The first things people usually notice about me
This huge growth protruding from my face, AND THANK YOU FOR STARING!

No, I kid. Usually, it's my loud mouth and gasping, crackling cackle. Also, I think people tend to think I am some kind of biker dude - I like black, I wear band tshirts and I have long hair and some what of a potbelly. But I am not a biker, nor am I continually gruff. I just look that way. Sometimes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love rock, classical, old rap - basically anything except modern country and crap pop radio. That means no MCR, FOB, P!ATD and other psuedo rock emo crap. I like Marilyn Manson but I am not exactly what you'd consider a "goth" or "spooky kid." Movies - where do I start? Classics like Casablanca or crap like Plan 9 From Outer Space? They both have a place in my heart. Food - Italian, mostly. I avoid seafood (shellfish allergy), but other than that I'm good to go. Writers - Thompson, Ellis, King, Poe, Goethe, Grant Morrison. Oh yeah - did I mention comics? I love comics to death. Also, Rocky Horror, Buffy, House and The X-Files are mighty damn important to me.
The six things I could never do without
Pepsi
Pot
Pasta
Porno
Starbucks
My kids ... damn I was shooting for some alliteration there but fell short. Oh well. Still, that's a damn accurate list. Damn accurate.

Also, music music music.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sheesh ... what does ANYONE spend a lot of time thinking about? Life, death, and the things in between? Sounds good to me!

"You've had your birth, your life and death, you might recall all of the rest. Did you have a good world when you died? Enough to base a movie on?"
--Jim Morrison.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging with friends, good drink, good company, some crap movie on the telly. Social interaction is key. To me a good friday night equals some drinks (maybe more than some - maybe tons), some close friends, music blasting (disco, industrial, 70's pop/AOR rock, grunge, showtunes, et cetera), some cheeba to pass around, lively conversation on sex, drugs, rock n roll, movies, politics, whatever. Maybe some cards, maybe someone whips out their penis and gets a picture taken for later blackmail. Good times.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a pair of black vinyl pants. Spooky, huh?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–68
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, casual sex
You should message me if
You're laid back, enjoy a good time, think things like "The Beast of Yucca Flats is an underrated classic." If you like Halloween, discussing where we'll be when the world collapses on Dec. 22, 2012, taking long drives to nowhere as we share a joint, listening to anything from The Eagles to Rob Zombie to Patsy Kline to "Cabaret" ... If you appreciate finer things like Absinthe, espresso and cheesesteak pizza. If you're lonely and need someone to reach out to, I am likely that person. If you think you wear too much eyeliner and cannot distinguish one article of clothing from the next when it's on your bedroom floor because it's ALL black. If you're curvy, chubby, thick as a milkshake, whatever you wanna call it. If your hair color is definiately a shade of color that nature didn't demand.