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KingOfAllOtters

29 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:28pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Education
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was tempted to copy and paste a number of other people's, but they don't really fit. I'm not a quirky or fun-loving girl, and I certainly don't enjoy fire dancing, so those things are out. I'm kind of a chill and mellow guy who does freak outs for humorous effect. I'm rather geeky at times, but then again, who isn't? Blah blah blah sense of humor, sarcastic, quirky. Oh, and I can totally touch my nose with my tongue.

Just a note: in late October I shaved my head. Not sure if I'm going to keep it that way, but if that's an issue, you have been warned.
What I’m doing with my life
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I love all sorts of different things and don't like to have to pick just one, but I am an archaeologist, and am going for a couple of advanced degrees to get an advanced career.

I used to teach karate and hope one day that I can do that again. It was my favorite thing to do ever.

At some point I want to be able to tell amazing stories. There are a few kinds of magic people are still capable of. Excellent storytelling is one of them. Music is another. Can you play music? I can't. Music is seriously magical to me.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Lots of stuff. Ask, and I probably won't lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I never thought to ask.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read all sorts of things, academic articles, novels, stories, poems, essays, and seem to enjoy most of it.

I really rarely get a chance to watch movies or TV these days, sadly. However, I really liked the last few movies I saw (this generally holds true whenever I've said it). My favorite shows are Futurama, Doctor Who, and the Almighty Johnsons.

I listen to all sorts of music. My favorite piece of music is Rhapsody in Blue, but then again, I did grow up in New York. My favorite song with words would have to be the Foo Fighters' Everlong or Oasis's Wonderwall.

I am a lover of food. I love to cook it, smell it, eat it, and sometimes it even makes for good art material. It's rare that I'll eat something and not like it, and it's so hard to pick a favorite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Air.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Mostly everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
When you're me, Fridays (and most other days) are hardly typical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I may have shaved my head to pull off the costume of a certain starship captain costume on Halloween.
You should message me if
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you kick all kinds of ass.