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KingThaddeus08
29 / M / straight / Single
Indianapolis, Indiana
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5' 10" (1.77m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Activity partners, Long-distance penpals, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Trying to quit
- Drinks
- Not at all
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
- Christianity
- Sign
- Taurus
- Education
- Working on two-year college
- Job
- Unemployed
- Income
- More than $1,000,000
- Kids
- Likes children
- Pets
- —
- Languages
- English
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am funny, out going, and smart tarded?.
My Self-Summary
well my name is Thaddeus James Nelson. cool huh? lol im an ok
looking dude and i have a job.... (in the summer months) so what
eles is there. no im just kidding. i love life and im happy like
all the time. :) i love having fun and i love to cook and spend
time and money on women. i think warm hugs are important and kisses
always make me smile. hehe and................ im kind of a dork,
but if i had a super power it would be the ability to move you....
sexually.
What I’m doing with my life
now i am working on my dodge ball skills and trying to find out why
i fart when i pee. :( ???? and trying to find someone to go back in
time with me. i have only done it once and i cant promise your
safety but you must bring your own weapons. and im also trying to
bring disco back... im already rich so what else should i do?
I’m really good at
jumping jacks. making toast. and eating the toast I just made.
hanging out in my underwear. running fast. talking loud. spealling.
making up new words, like smart-tarded, i dont play video games but
i did when i was young and i kicked ass at mario 3 and im sure i
could still do it. i remember where ALL 3 whistles are. im good at
dressing up like a ninja then laying down so it looks like im a
dead ninja, its always important to confuse your enemy before
running away. and i can make people laugh pretty fucking hard.
The first things people usually notice about me
how tall i am. im like 5' 9" and people are always coming up to me
and saying... "damn look how average that guys height is" and
people notice my ball sack cause it is so huge, it holds like 15
dodge balls so i keep it strapped to my moped, what can i say i
love to play dodge ball. and my jumping skills. i can jump over
small dogs. old ladies sitting down. broken mayonnaise jars. fish
tanks. a rusty nail on the sidewalk. and if you lay down i could
probably jump over you. :) love to jump.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
i love to eat movies and watch popcorn just like the next guy. no
but i will get into whatever your into as long as its not like
super retarded.,, i have seen the notebook.... and i liked it (not
as good a Braveheart). but if you tell anyone i will be pissed. and
i like to play dodge ball. i like to eat, pizza, pop rocks,
mayonnaise, fruits and vegtibales, cheese sticks, outer space style
ice cream, all kinds of fancy types of meats with ketchup, coffee
beans, pop rocks, spaghetti-Os, fish sticks, corn dogs, hot
pockets, pop tarts, tacos, pop rocks, peanut butter and jelly
sandwiches, sugar cubes, glue, fish sticks, pop rocks, and... WOW i
think i just named every food in the whole world. sorry about that.
The six things I could never do without
my air,
my water,
my fire,
my chicken burgers,
my music,
my happiness, :)
my math skills
my water,
my fire,
my chicken burgers,
my music,
my happiness, :)
my math skills
I spend a lot of time thinking about
In the morning i think about robots, girls, robot girls, and how
love can save the world from the robot girls. In the afternoon
think about taking a nap. And in the evening i think about how long
my nap was, and late at night i think about how i should not take
long naps in the afternoon cause i cant sleep. but i do think about
meeting someone to share my time with and have a little baby with.
i always wanted a family of my own. :(
On a typical Friday night I am
Running as fast as i fucking can. trying to save the world. doing
jumping jacks. not hanging out with you and that is bumming me out
just a little. :) getting pissed off cause outer space style ice
cream is so hard to find. feeling dizzy, i pee a few times and only
poop like one time. then i go to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
i have crazy nipple hair. but that can be fixed, and i feel sweaty
sometimes in places that dont grow hair. and i really want a pet
monkey, not like bubbles but like a huge crazy fucking gorilla with
a lazer helmet so it can smash through traffic and get me to
safety...and it has to be able to dance for obvious reasons.
You should message me if
your a nice, open minded, sweet, super hot, single girl. i dont
care about looks so if you dont think your a "10" i will still give
you a chance but you better know how to dance. If you have a
boyfriend already i can keep a secret pretty good. and if your mean
just don't talk but we can still hang out. I am all about having
fun and enjoying this wild crazy ride we call life
