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KingVolcano

30 M Johnson City, TN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 3:05pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Pacific Islander, White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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"If you can keep your wits about you while all others are losing theirs, and blaming you. The world will be yours and everything in it, what's more, you'll be a man, my son. "- Rudyard Kipling.

I am amazing. There is more to it than that but that covers it.
I'm a nerd/geek/dork/gamer/goon and I'll break your face at some XBox 360. I'm addicted to Maruchan instant lunch noodle cups and fruit punch.
I read entirely too much. The loves of my life include but are not limited to: dinosaurs, robots, especially robot dinosaurs, Blind Samurai, pin-up art, space ships, tanks, interesting hats, steampunk, machines, wolves, lions, large cats, armor, Conan of Cimmeria, Quantum Physics, time travel, and religious lore.

Star Wars and Star Trek made me what I am today. I don't watch nearly as much anime as I did when I was younger and I think I'm better off because of it. Two groups of people exist that I'm prejudiced against: Hippies and Emos, and hardcore kids, and teenage straightedge, and otaku, and anyone who idolizes Jhonen Vasquez.
Firefly rules my face as does Farscape. I ♥ canceled shows. Costuming is something I enjoy but I don't do it nearly enough.

Finally, I attribute any typographical errors in this to the bandaid on my index finger.

Good day!
I believe I said "Good Day." Sir! ..
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Finding ghosts and antagonizing them into bare-knuckle boxing matches.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Living. I haven't died. Not even once.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hair is usually the first thing people notice. Mohawks in outlandish colors tend to catch the eye. Followed very closely by the kilts. I'm also big and loud so that tends to get noticed as well.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The big big breakdown.
Film: Noir, old science fiction, cheesy horror, French films, art house, grind house, exploitation, and I'm a sucker for a giant monster movie. Maybe a little Anime on the side.

Books 'n' thangs: Again with the crime noir, and the science fiction, and the horror! I love the works of Victor Gischler and Orson Scott Card. The Ender and Bean sagas are some of the greatest books I've ever read. Conan has been an inspiration to me since I was a wee lad. I really think my love adventure grew from a childhood reading Robert E. Howard and Rudyard Kipling.

Television: I primarily watch History, Discovery, The Learning Channel. Adult Swim has been a favorite for a bit and I do love some King Of The Hill. I love love love Kamen Rider and similar Tokusotsu series.

Music; Bloody hell. I love swing, big band, jazz, blues, folk, synth, dubstep, techno, trip hop, witch house, drag, viking metal, new wave, death rock, punk, grind, horror punk, darkwave, coldwave, ethereal, gypsy, jungle, reggae, deejay, dancehall, shoegaze, chamber, classical, baroque, opera, funk, futurepop, and industrial.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tomatoes, books, the internet, my superpowers, disguises, and robot butlers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future. The past. I have ADHD so there isn't much that I don't think about. Astrophysics and our place in the vastness of the universe is never far from my thoughts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Stuck at work. Afterwards though I'm at a bar downtown surrounded by friends and making the party memorable. Or at home painting something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm willing to admit a lot of private things if you ask nicely.
You should message me if
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If you are the Gatekeeper.