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DandiUnderworld

32 M New Port Richey, FL

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Getting this out of the way: I'm in an awesome relationship with a soulfully beautiful lady who melts my heart everyday. Funnily enough, I met her on this very site. Who would've thought? And in fact, we both still have active profiles on here. While you may see pics of the Ms. and I on here, we are not a couple looking for a third wheel. So, don't even entertain contacting me about such.

That being said, don't be scared off from contacting me if you're about making new friends. I am always looking for friends of any sorts.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look. Don't judge a book by its cover."

Let's just say I'm an acquired taste.

I'm not the best looking guy in the world. Some of you that may be looking at this profile might be thinking that. Some of you might think that I'm the ugliest thing you've ever seen. Think whatever you like to think. I was raised to like and appreciate people for who they are. I'll admit guilt, there are some elements where I do judge on looks but that goes with the laws of attraction. Overall though, I feel that the emotional and intellectual aspect should play more of a bigger role than physicality.

"Surprise, shock, attack, understate, or overstate, but whatever you do, avoid the twin cardinal sins of being either boring or predictable."

This is who I am: intelligent, funny, eccentric (or "weird" for you common folks), musical. Music is my # 1 thing in life. It's been there since I came out of the womb and it's part of what I do for a career. Like with any other human being, I do have my share of strong suits and flaws. At times, I'm not the easiest person to deal with but I do have my side of compassion, inner beauty, humour and gentleness. I'm a complex beast at best, as you'll find out. It's what makes me who I am.

Pretentious or arrogant? Of course, I can be. Then again, I think we all have a dash of that sort of thing.

That being said, I'd like to think I'm a person worth knowing. Or at least cool enough to know. I just hope that the person is the same in return. It's very hard to find people who are just what they are in real life as they are on this wonder known as okstupid. Or perhaps okinsipid? Maybe I made up the okinsipid part but cheers anyway!
What I’m doing with my life
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If it's not too obvious, I'm a musician and have been at it for 25 years (started when I was 7)! It never ceases to amaze me when people ask me "What's your real job?" or "Do you do anything else besides play music?" Yes, it's my real job and no I don't have another gig to go with it. Currently, I teach music lessons on a daily basis (something I've been doing for nearly 12 years) and I perform in a touring Rolling Stones tribute band. Portraying Keith Richards. In addition to rock guitar; I dabble in jazz, blues, rockabilly, psychobilly, classical and some country.

I consider myself blessed in what I've managed to accomplish in my life with music. It's taken me all over the U.S. and the whole of the UK on numerous occasions. All great experiences but I've not stopped as I am content to take whatever paths the wind directs me to.

Do I want to be a rock star? No. The way that it is today from the increase in drug use, stds and whatever else that used to be glorified excess; that's not for me. Also, the thought of having TMZ and the likes on my door steps to see me take the rubbish out to the curb would not be my idea of a good time.

Do I want to be recognise for what I do? Yes. I do believe that if you work at it hard enough and do whatever it take to stick out like a sore thumb, it all pays off in the end. Leaving your audience happy and wanting more ensures that one has done his/her job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Performing music (as discussed in the previous paragraphs). Sarcasm. Discussing music. Compiling kick ass mixes. Writing. Cooking. Bowling. Teaching. Listening to others. Having patience. Led Zeppelin drinking games (please inbox me about such).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My "accent," a lot of people assume it's British. While I may play along with it sometimes; I promise you, it's not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Music: If you want to get an idea of what goes on in my twisted head, just read down the list or listen to my mixes: http://www.8tracks.com/MarkAlan

Radiohead,The Band, Yes, The Buggles Marc Bolan & T.Rex, The Monkees, Michael Nesmith, Lou Reed, David Bowie, Gary Numan, Tubeway Army, The Smiths, Morrissey, Bauhaus, Peter Murphy, Siouxsie and the Banshess, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Fleet Foxes, Duran Duran, Jimi Hendrix, The Who, Bob Dylan, The Beach Boys, Coldplay, Chemical Brothers, Queen, Traffic, King Crimson, Genesis, The Doors, Frank Zappa, Foo Fighters, NIN, Jane's Addiction, thenewno2, Syd Barrett, Blur, The Sweet, Steely Dan, Dave Brubeck, John Coltrane, Santana, The Ramones, Rush, The Rolling Stones, The Police, Psychedelic Furs, The Orb, Joy Division, New Order, Black Sabbath, Judas Priest, The Jacksons, James Brown, P-Funk, Massive Attack, Lenny Kravitz, Sigur Ros, The Mars Volta, R.E.M., Ben Folds Five, Adam Ant, New York Doll, Iggy Pop, The Stooges, Sex Pistols, Roxy Music. There are plenty more, but it would take a lifetime to list everyone!

Movies: Rocky Horror Picture Show, Shock Treatment, Phantom of Paradise, Pink Flamingo, Cry Baby, Hairspray, 24 Hour Party People, Control, HEAD, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Magical Mystery Tour, Yellow Submarine, Let It Be, Ghost World, A Clockwork Orange, The Truth About Cats and Dogs, Reality Bites, The Kids Are Alright, Empire Records, High Fidelity, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Star Wars, There's Something About Mary, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Coffee and Cigarettes, Quadrophenia, Monty Python's Life of Brian, Monty Python's The Meaning of Life, Psycho Beach Party, The Wedding Singer, Reign O'er Me, The Driving Lesson, The Filth and the Fury, Billy Elliot, The Witches, Dark Crystal, The Labyrinth. Again, like with the music, it would take just as much as a life time to get it sorted out.

TV Shows: That Metal Show, Classic Albums, Community, House, The Soup, Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Law and Order: SVU, Ramsey's Kitchen Nightmare, Graham Norton, Life on Mars, Ashes to Ashes

Books: Siddhartha, Slaughter House 5, On the Road, Desolation Angels, High Fidelity, About a Boy, Zen and the Art of Happiness, Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs, Bob Dylan Chronicles The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Bowie In Berlin

Food:Chicken Tikka Masala, Curry, Chicken Fettuccine Alfredo, Pizza, Shepherd's Pie, Cottage Pie, Fisherman's Pie, Spaghetti, Quesadilla, Red Velvet Cake, Banana Bread. Quiche
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order: 1. Guitar 2. Music: ipod, record player, cd player, itunes, cassette player 3. car 4. sense of humour 5. friends 6. family
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The present: How to enjoy life in it and not dwell on the past or worry about the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually, playing a gig with my band. To sugar coat it: Pretending to be a rock star on stage at a club.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Wouldn't it defeat the purpose of it being "private" if you willfully admit it on here?
You should message me if
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you're a real, honest and no bullshit person. Open mindedness is always accepted in my world. Great musical taste is plus, regardless of how old the artist is. If you can accept, appreciate and like people for their individuality and not their need to follow others' likings. Oh and if you're weird and like others that are weird. :-P

Update: I've been given the pleasure of actually meeting someone...

New friends are always welcomed but to quote someone close to me: "my heart is pretty much taken."