Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
HOLY CRAP IT'S THE KING OF MARS
THIS GUY IS THE WISEST MOST POWERFUL BEING EVER
AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE A PIECE OF THE MAGIC
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Presiding over my subjects on Mars. What are YOU doing with YOUR
life, TINY MORTAL?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tracking down Magic Man, saving stretchy dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I look like some American guy from way back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-The Wand of Dispersement
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Preparing my Love-nest for your arrival. I hope you like Olympus
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–26
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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Oh, you know.. Only if you want to become THE FREAKIN' QUEEN OF
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