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33 M Grand Rapids, MI

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:46am
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has cats

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My self-summary
*****************First and foremost************* If you can't handle hammock/tent camping for more than a few days, we won't work.
Even at the risk of being called rude or vain let's be honest with each other here. I am a fairly good looking guy. I seek the same in a woman. Please be HWP. I'm sorry but I'm not interested in "bigger" women. YOU know if YOU are a big girl so please don't ask me if I think you are. My intention here is to find MY match. I am only putting this out there to lessen the number of times I have to respond with "I'm sorry I'm not interested". I'm not a complete ***hole I just have my preferences.

Make me laugh, I mean "please stop, I can't breath, I'm gonna die" laughing.

I have had a pretty crazy life, lots of ups and down, twists and turns.

I'm a T-shirt and jeans kinda guy. Flip flops and shorts in the summer.

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I am completely undecided about how the universe came to be... However I am staunchly anti-theist. I can accept someone's spiritual beliefs, however I cannot accept bible thumping or church going. If you want a god to worship and praise, may I suggest you start with this big blue ball you are whipping through space on. Thank her for your very existence as she is what supports life, not man made gods.
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I have a job.

I own a Subaru

I own an F150

I rent a place.

I have a cat.

I am a sucker for blue/green eyes! :-)

Oh my lord, ok I do not use proper punctuation or grammar half the time I am sure. Actually I'm terrible about run on sentences. I am not perfect, but please, please, please know the proper use of these words; there, they're, their, where, we're, and were.

I'm rather confused, so many of the profiles I have read state something along the lines of, " if your profile pic is of you with your shirt off, don't bother." However when my profile pic was of me with my shirt off, I had easily 4x the number of views daily. And guess what, those views were by women with that phrase in their profile! Am I missing something here? I'm just sayin.....

If you are thinking about messaging me still.... Awesome we might actually be a match. I know my profile doesn't exactly make me appealing to the masses, but is that really what I want anyway? I'd rather be a pro at being me than to look like a fool being somebody else.

If you are still reading, you should probably just go ahead and message me. We might get along swimmingly. We are at least worth a shot.
What I’m doing with my life
Working and trying to enjoy the simple things in life. The small wonders the world has to offer.
I’m really good at
Hmmm..... everything? Nah... I dunno a bunch of shit. :-P
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes. :) I'm pretty laid back and a little bit country.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmmmm... Books, anything from the Redwall series. These books actually took me on adventures when I was younger I will always love them. Also I read books on survival and bush craft.

Movies: Saving Private Ryan, The Road, ehhh... This is boring

Television: The Walking Dead!!!! Beyond that Natgeo, History, Science and Discovery Channels. I actually don't watch much TV. Most of my screen time is spent watching DIY videos on YouTube learning something. I'm a big fan of Neil DeGrasse Tyson and Richard Dawkins.

MUSIC: RJD2, Butch Clancy, Zeds Dead, Skrillex, Tim McGraw, Pantera, RATM, Keny Arkana, Lupe Fiasco, Sia, RJD2, Beastie Boys, Deftones, Tupac, Luniz, Eric Clapton, Chevelle, TOOL, Counting Crows, Bad Company, Boyz II Men, The Crystal Method, Journey, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Shinedown, Outkast and lots more...... I did say RJD2 right? More music... PANTyRAiD, Calvin Harris, Swedish House Mafia, Blackmill and many many many more.

Been on a SERIOUS dubstep\house\trance **** it electronic music kick! I always have at least one earbud in at work, phone on shuffle.

I actually have a lot of single songs on my phone from artists that I may not care for so much directly but that particular song I quite enjoy. Examples of this; Radar by Britney Spears, This is Why We Fight by the Decemberists, Time After Time by Cyndi Lauper, Walking in Memphis by Marc Cohn and many many more. My taste in music is far reaching and quite varied.

Food: yup! :) Don't really get into italian food though.

I'll work on this over time if it strikes me as something to do.
The six things I could never do without
Fly fishing.
My truck.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Standing in a trout stream somewhere.

The universe and how little we actually know.

How fucked up we are as a society/species.
On a typical Friday night I am
Afternoon: Standing in a trout stream somewhere.

Night: Relaxing after working and enjoying the outdoors.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You love the outdoors, camping, fishing, backpacking, kayaking, playing in the water.

If you are serious about trying to find someone to start a meaningful relationship with.

You are genuine, sweet and FUNNY.

You are at least in decent shape, I feel that most people have a different concept about body type than I do. Thick I like, big... not so much. Sorry but I'm hwp and I tend to be attracted to the same. :\