Ok, before I start, it must be said that I am not _really_ a King.
It's just a username I had a while back that stuck, and became the
nickname that most people refer to me by.
(The following is all true. Ask.) Dave was born 333 moons ago in
the Kingdom of Derby, the grandson of Peter, Apostle to
the Irish. He found God, and began preaching this to all the
peoples of the world, till he lost him again.
Dave was first recognised as King by the Emperor of the Vikings, and then by the Lord Protector
of Puritania. Dave led a Coup against the Iranian led Starrist
regime of Puritania, then joined the Iranian led take over of a
small tropical island.
King Dave later retired from international conspiracies to become a
phone monkey. Finally, He studied with the Molossian Military
Academy before coming to the University of Derby to study Website
Development and Experimental Theology.
Each Tuesday, He puts his military training to good use, by
fighting for American Independence, while earlier in the day he
broadcasts royalist propaganda and '+1 Extreme
Operatic Dragonslaying Symphonic Melodic Epic Heavy Hollywood
Power Metal
of the Mighty War Gods of Finland' on the local radio.
He does not speak Spanish.
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Ethnicity Black, White
Height 5' 10" (1.77m).
Looking For New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes No
Drinks Sometimes
Drugs Never
Religion Atheism and laughing about it
Sign Capricorn but it doesn't matter
Education Working on college/university
Job Student
Income $0-$20,000
Kids Likes children, but doesn't want any
Pets Dislikes dogs and Likes cats
Languages English (Fluently)
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My self-summary
What I'm doing with my life
I'm currently a student (but taking a year off), studying Website
Development as well as History. I spend most of my time with my
mates who I've met through the Student Union.
My goal is to end up doing something that helps people, for that is ultimately what I like to do. So therefore I may end up in tech support, or working for some kind of 'being nice to people' place.
My goal is to end up doing something that helps people, for that is ultimately what I like to do. So therefore I may end up in tech support, or working for some kind of 'being nice to people' place.
I'm really good at
Apparently, I make a good human radiator. Considering the weather
lately, and the cost of living these days, that may prove useful.
The first thing(s) people usually notice about me
You see my profile pic? the one with the anachronistic army
uniform? That is something you are likely to see. I am, after all,
a re-enactor. I spend many a weekend in a muddy field, plotting the
death of my friends. What else? Big Hair! And I can be a little
loud if the mood is right. Unless I'm being quiet. On some days you
may notice the strange friends I seem to have.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Robert
Rankin and Tom
Holt, who both write an absurd form of fantasy comedy, are two authors
that I greatly enjoy. Science Fiction and Fantasy that
has detailed worlds are a good thing, and so I love Frank Hurbert's
Dune, and books by
John
Whitbourn
Power Metal and Prog Metal are my favourite, but I also like Beethoven and a little P-Funk. Arjen Anthony Lucassen is god.
Chocolate is my drug, the stronger the better. Without it, I could not live.
Power Metal and Prog Metal are my favourite, but I also like Beethoven and a little P-Funk. Arjen Anthony Lucassen is god.
Chocolate is my drug, the stronger the better. Without it, I could not live.
The six things I could never do without
-The great friends I have met while at Uni (they make life great)
-Access to the great god that is Google -Chocolate (this should be
on everyone's list) -My eyes (they are the point from which the
universe begins) -My legs (they mean freedom) -Something to occupy
the mind.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World
conquest, both in terms of doing it, and the rights and wrongs
of doing so.
And what makes humans tick? Why do they do what they do?
And who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
And what makes humans tick? Why do they do what they do?
And who put the bop in the bop sh-bop sh-bop?
On a typical Friday night I am
Either at a club that plays a non insignificant amount of metal, or
plotting.
The most private thing I'm willing to admit here
I have very little that is truly private, except with good reason.
You should message me if
you match one of the following... - you accept Arjen Anthony
Lucassen as your Lord and Saviour. - You recognise that 'Man
shall not live on bread alone, but on chocolate and Guinness'. -
You disagree with the above but have good reason for it. - You know
a way to clone Sun
Tzu or Napoleon.
But bare in mind that I have a head like a sieve wit holes in it, and can be a bit shy. Therefore, I may not reply the very instant that you send a message. Just give a little nudge to remind me.
But bare in mind that I have a head like a sieve wit holes in it, and can be a bit shy. Therefore, I may not reply the very instant that you send a message. Just give a little nudge to remind me.
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