35 Huntington Beach, CA
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My self-summary
I think Ok Cupid was the hopeless place Rihanna was talking about. All my pictures were all taken in the last decade, so yeah...its pretty legit.
What I’m doing with my life
Staying busy. Being a single parent is hard, or so they say. I don't know, I don't have any kids ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Currently I'm traveling all over California working in industrial engineering for a large evil corporation. When I'm not working, I also play guitar in an awesome band. Before you roll your eyes, I don't plan on "making it." It's purely a hobby. I rock out because I suck at golf, and it's cheaper than therapy. I also have been known to do the occasional stand up comedy at a local open mic night. It's part of my "get rich slow plan" and so far it's working. 👍

What else do I do? I also freelance graphic/web design, surf/snowboard, watch hockey (Go Kings!), and being awesome. I like to watch what I eat, and go to the gym as often as I can, because I work real hard to look...ummm...this average.
I’m really good at
-Playing guitar in bands
-Trash talking
-Pointing out the obvious
-Putting together IKEA Furniture
-Talking to people and telling jokes
-Having fun
The first things people usually notice about me
My wide, child bearing hips.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
📖 Anything non-fiction. I tend to gravitate towards biographies. As far as fiction goes, I like them too. I really like them when they make them into movies, because I won't have to read that shit. Ain't nobody got time for that.

🎬 Too many to list. Anything hilarious or anything with a lot of people dying in it. And Forest Gump.

📺 The Walking Dead, The Big Bang Theory, Gotham, Parks and Recreation, and re-runs of Full House and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.

📀 Anything from Slayer to country. I love 80s hair metal. I think I was born in the wrong decade.

🍔 Pretty much whatever. I'll eat anything, but Mexican and Japanese food seem to be my staples. I'm doing/trying the Paleo diet, but personally I think it's racist towards Asians. No rice and no noodles? C'mon, really? That's fucked up.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, live music, Kings Hockey, comedy, art, and coffee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Mysteries of the universe like where does that other sock go in the dryer?
-My career
-How I can be more like Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec
On a typical Friday night I am
At home, staring at the wall. Nah, just kidding. Probably recovering from a long work week, unless I have a show. Not much of a bar guy these days. Too much boozing only leads to only bad things like hangovers, eating Del Taco and karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*I used to play guitar in a Bon Jovi tribute band. True story
*I went to art school
*I once had a threesome. Two of them were no shows.
*I was on the Maury Povich Show. I was not the father
You should message me if
-Don't message me if you only say "Hey", or if you have a pic of yourself in a bikini in front of a mirror, or if you are looking for just a hookup or.....wait a second, I forgot, I'm a dude. I don't give a shit 😜 Haha

-If you feel like it. I don't pay for this site so I have no idea if you hit the "like" button 😕

-if you live somewhat local, that'd be great..m'kay? (Bill Lumburgh voice 👔)