I'm like bacon....I make everything better! I also like short walks on the beach. Aw shit, I don't know what else to write. This page is still a work in progress, but if you think about it, aren't we all a work in progress?

Staying busy....working as a financial analyst for major corporate company, playing in bands, freelance graphic/web designer, surfing/snowboarding, and being awesome.

-Playing guitar or bass in bands
-Knowing random and totally useless facts
-Trash talking
-Laughing at inappropriate times

My unwavering confidence, or my tattoos.

Books: Heroin Diaries, The Outliers, The Tipping Point, City of Quartz

Movies: Anything Cohen Brothers, Anything Tarantino, Full Metal Jacket, Act of Valor, The Hangover, Step Brothers, Office Space, Pineapple Express, Grandma's Boy, The Big Lebowski, Goodfellas, Casino, etc. I watch a lot of documentaries, anything by Michael Moore is great.

Shows: Sons on Anarchy, Seinfeld, Pawn Stars, How I Met Your Mother, Man Vs. Food, It's Always Sunny, Tosh 2.0, True Blood, Entourage, and Eastbound and Down. I probably missed a few seasons, because I really don't have time to watch much TV.

Music: Guns N Roses, AC/DC, Stone Sour, Jay-Z, U2, Kasbian, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, The Beatles, Muse, Kanye, A Perfect Circle, The Beatles, Shinedown, Avenged Sevenfold, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Social Distortion, Motley Crue, The Black Crowes...too many to list.

Food: Steak, Mexican, Sushi, and Greek.

My dog, music, LA Kings Hockey, Dodgers baseball, art, and lots of coffee.

-Mysteries of the universe like where does that other sock go in the dryer?
-My career
-If I can do it again...I would kick so much ass at Little League!
-Playing leapfrog with a unicorn is a bad idea

At home, staring at the wall. Nah, just kidding. Probably at a dive bar.

*I used to play guitar in a Bon Jovi tribute band
*I sometimes eat the candy from those candy bins at the market and forget to pay...so ghetto
*I have an unhealthy obsession with Kings hockey, hence the username
*I squeeze toothpaste from the middle. I know, I'm a horrible person

Don't message me if you only say "Hey", or if you have a pic of yourself in a bikini in front of a mirror, or if you are looking for just a hookup or.....wait a second, I'm a dude. I don't care, ha ha!