Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
This is not your typical headless profile. It's anonymous because
it makes it much easier to be open and direct about my preferences.
I am actually particularly interested in substantial, serious
relationships; it's just that this makes it easier to sort out some
compatibility factors I find essential or at least very
I'm not looking for a one night stand, though I am open to finding
play partners. I am looking for one nightstand, as my bed needs a
second one, but that really isn't relevant at all here.
On those compatibility factors - I'm kinky and non-monogamous. The
first is important but not essential; the second is non-negotiable,
though I am not necessarily wedded to a particular style of poly. I
do not have a primary partner. I am open to the idea of one, though
I have historically been bad at relationships with people who
*need* a specific level of commitment off the bat; I prefer
relationships that develop organically to a comfortable level for
As far as kink, hypermasculine presentation notwithstanding, I am
primarily submissive, though I do switch. See my message me if
section for greater detail on what I'd like to find. Outside the
bedroom, I prefer a relationship with a fairly equal power
I'm tall, handsome, sophisticated, funny, a bit nerdy, and
surprisingly good on paper, for what self-serving statements on a
faceless profile are worth. I'm arguably queer but don't feel
entirely comfortable claiming that identity due to a surfeit of
privilege. Whether that's a good or bad thing overall is a question
to which I'm not sure of the answer.
If you're interested, please send me a message or IM me - I don't
really approach women with this profile. I'm sure y'all have enough
unwanted attention to deal with as is. I prefer to date or play
mostly with people who have a clear sense of what they want. But if
you're new or just curious, feel encouraged to message me; I've
helped a number of people navigate their way into kink
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Exploring. I feel there are so many more places to go, things to
do, and things to have done to me. Also, working a lot, and cooking
all the things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The fact that I have no head. That photo isn't cropped.
Seriously, probably my size. I'm a big guy with a fairly commanding
presence, so that's probably what people notice first.
I am told that I - and this profile - present as somewhat
hypermasculine. That's not entirely false, but it is a very long
way from a complete picture of me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
[This has been redacted to prevent comparison with any other
profiles I may or may not have. I tend to enjoy fiction with richly
developed and believable characters. My taste runs to
sci-fi/fantasy; I'm a nerd but not on the hardcore end of the
spectrum. Curiously, I've found I tend to get along well with
people who appreciate the Venture Brothers.]
I'll leave it with this quote:
"When I was 5, my teacher asked me what I wanted to do in life. I
said, 'Be happy.' My teacher told me I didn't understand the
question; I told her she didn't understand life."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The interweb?
2. My Kindle
4. Smart phone.
5. Gym membership
6. Friends, family, and the like.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why I will get no interesting messages in weeks, then get five in
two days. I guess it's a good problem to have.
The use of the "seeing someone" status. If you're in a closed
monogamous relationship, why are you on a dating site? If you're
actually looking for new partners, why not use "available?" If
someone would care to explain this to me, I'd like to understand it
better. I won't even ask why you're checking out headless torso
profiles despite the fact that you're "seeing someone."
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I only do it missionary. With the lights off. Through a hole in the
Someone messaged me on this profile and told me it had inspired her
to be more proactive in seeking out what she really wanted. That
made my day.
A friend of mine said, "When I first saw your profile, I figured
you were headless because you didn't have a pretty face." So, at
her suggestion, I am clarifying that I do indeed have a pretty
face. I'd just rather coworkers or acquaintances of mine not
associate that face with this profile.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Edit - 6/2015 - time to be highly specific. Before that, though, if
you're interested and think we might be compatible as people - not
just sexually - please feel encouraged to message me, even if you
don't fit precisely with the rest of this section, or if you're
into kink but inexperienced. I've had fulfilling relationships and
deep friendships develop with people who definitely don't meet my
ideal kink criteria, and I wouldn't want to discourage such
potential. My own estimation of ideal may not turn out to describe
what relationships will work well in reality.
That said, I am principally interested in meeting a
female-identified person who is naturally dominant, with a fairly
affectionate style and zero to moderate sadism, who is bi,
pansexual, or queer and is interested in or open to group play of
various forms. It's more important to me that a domme has a strong
desire to be in control and to recieve pleasure than it is she be
experienced with the technical aspects of kink. Switchiness is also
I'm also very open to a submissive who is very eager, able to
articulate her interests, and is also open to group play. Interest,
adventurousness, and communication are more important than
experience. I cannot get into a dominant role without a very clear
understanding of what someone likes or wants to try; I enjoy
dominance significantly because I enjoy providing and controlling
pleasure. Switchiness is a definite positive.
Physical attraction is fairly important to me, but I do not have a
type. I've been attracted to women half my size and to women who
are larger than me. That said, I'm much more likely to message you
if you have pics that spark attraction in me, which generally means
full body pics.
Also potentially open to couples, but strictly straight men usually
add zero value for me.
I'm quite open to talking about kink and polyamory with the
generally curious. Even if we're not specifically compatible I also
enjoy making friends and introducing people to kink.
For what it's worth, being pretty aggressive is much more likely to
succeed than not doing so.
I am not turned off by explicit messages or personal questions up
front, as long as they are included within complete, grammatical
sentences with proper spelling. Though if you're a domme who is
primarily into belittling submissives or mostly wants non-sexual
service, we are not a match. I am entirely open to dating
professional dommes, but have zero interest in hiring them - my
submission is principally about pleasing someone, so if it's not
wanted for its own sake, I have no interest in giving it.
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