Secondly, I'm not a social idiot, despite OK Cupid's assertion. Quite the contrary: part of my job depends on reading social cues from other people. I'm just forced to use a public computer at the moment which happens to lack the magical Flash Player necessary for taking ALL of the social tests. More's the pity for me. On the other hand, I am pretty bad at math.
Apparently, according to my ex-girlfriend, my soulmate is a guy named Ian with brown hair and green highlights who has brown, extra sparkly eyes. He will meet me, see my perverse, non-sensical, but ultimately highly moral ways and fall desperately in love with me. I think it would be nice if this Ian person liked games and roleplaying or at least would be tolerant of friends who talked about it quite frequently, but that's not absolutely necessary. If you feel you fit this description, please get ahold of me right away, since my girlfriend said I would meet this person in the next 4 years and I personally think that this is a long time to wait.
As an aside. It's been quite a long time since I've been on OKcupid. (Remember when this was just Sparkmatch or something like that?) In the interim, I've been through two jobs, gotten a tattoo, and I'm looking for another. Learned a couple of languages, dodged trouble more times than I can count, and fallen in and out of love with various people. I've been to the East and West coast, made friends and enemies, and am all around quite a different person. I've taken my clothes off for money, eaten a bowl of salad dressing (also for money) and spent way too much time on OK Cupid. Yeah...no money involved there. I'm thinking about taking the OK Cupid Personality test again, as I don't really think "Hornivore" fits me very much anymore. Not to say I'll say no to sex, I think I'd rather love come along with it though..
I am insightful, geeky, and open