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Kirkenburger

21 Eden Prairie, MN Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Military
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Kirk. I am pretty shy and awkward so if my message to you seems strange, I am sorry about that.

I am ISFP personality type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work at an assembly shop for planes, tanks, and other heavy equipment. Other than that, I write for fun.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Writing, dancing, driving long distances, video games, and telling stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to be very energetic if I am in a conversation that I am enjoying.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Watchmen, Chew, Clockwork Orange, I Am Legend, Frankenstein, Dracula, Edger Allen Poe stories, and The Dairy of a Part Time Indian.

Favorite Movies: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Room, The Big Lebowski, Terminator, Aliens, Avatar, Jurassic Park, Crank 1&2, Shoot Em Up, Blues Brothers, Back To School, History of the World pt 1, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, and Total Recall.

Favorite Music: System of a Down, Gorillaz, Lost Horizon, Alestorm, Amon Amarth, Reel Big Fish, Iron Maiden, Primus, Austrian Death Machine, Better Than Ezra, Andrew WK, Kayne West, Larry and His Flask, Team Teamwork, COMP, Lil Wayne, Weezer, Tenacious D, Disturbed, Oingo Boingo, Dinosaur Jr, Bad Rabbits, Less Than Jake, RUSH, Foo Fighters, Killswitch Engage, Anthrax, N.W.A, Rhapsody of Fire and Death Grips, whoop whoop.

Favorite Food: Pizza
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Video games
2. Music
3. Movies
4. Tacos
5. Internet
6. My nice cozy throw blanket
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What would be a good story to write about or what I want to do for the day.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Treating it like its a Saturday, because for me, that is what it is.

Usually I am just out downtown or I go see a movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I often sing to myself in public. It's not usually work safe. I also tend to be sorta awkward if I have to talk to someone new, but usually I get over it.
You should message me if
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You would like to get to know me better and try to start a nice relationship, ether it being a friendship or something of a romance.