I just might sacrifice your first born child.

I'm kind of cute. Sometimes.

Being engulfed by the fog. I'm slightly scared.

Could I interest you in this fine blood orange?

More of the same.

I'm quite literally the center of attention. I think I'm cute. Clearly.

The question I'm pondering: Can I take a non-silly photograph? No.

"im in ur bawthrum is bein emo and hawgin ur mirrorz" "lev mewh alouwn kthanxbai"

This is me recreating Grant Wood's "American Gothic." I was, coincidentally, wearing my gothic outfit. I hold the farming implements in the relationship. No pitch forks were available.

This pretty much sums me up. And I look homeless. These two things are probably connected.