What the hell is this? This is a terrible box. The entire point of your profile is to summarize yourself. Fuck you OKC

Alright, so, I' went to culinary school because I wasted too much of my life being lazy and a dumb kid. I traveled a lot as a kid and have a hundred stories, feel free to ask me. Also, I tend to be a pretty bright guy, when I'm not sleep deprived.

Seriously, just talk to me if you would like to know more, or anything really.

1/31/12 EDIT: I now do food samples or "Event Specialist" as my job title states

I am this, is, and banal

Woo done with school, trying to find a career, being tired of waking up at 7:30 in the morning

Cooking? Making smartass comments, jokes, sleeping, not doing things

Also, I have been told cuddling

"Holy shit, it's Marky-Mark!"

Blood Meridian, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, Small Gods

Duck Soup, Chinatown, Full Metal Jacket, There Will be Blood, Pan's Labyrinth

Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, Beatles, Nujabes

Fettucine Alfredo, Fried Chicken and biscuits, Chicken Milanesa (I like food that is terrible for me)

1. Food
2. Napping
3. Family
4. Showers
5. Computer/internet
6. ??? Profit

Why the beans scene from Blazing Saddles is always going to be amazing

Batman

Or with friends or family doing whatever?

Or more likely being a loser at my apartment playing my 360 or watching t.v.

I shot the sheriff, but the deputy got away.

That son of a bitch

You want to, likely to ask me why I am so awesome. Seriously holy shit I'm awesome