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29 Saint Petersburg, FL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 4:37am
Hispanic / Latin, White
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What the hell is this? This is a terrible box. The entire point of your profile is to summarize yourself. Fuck you OKC

Alright, so, I' went to culinary school because I wasted too much of my life being lazy and a dumb kid. I traveled a lot as a kid and have a hundred stories, feel free to ask me.
Seriously, just talk to me if you would like to know more, or anything really.

1/31/12 EDIT: I now do food samples or "Event Specialist" as my job title states

I am this, is, and banal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Woo done with school, trying to find a career, being tired of waking up at 7:30 in the morning
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking? Making smartass comments, jokes, sleeping, not doing things

Also, I have been told cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Holy shit, it's Marky-Mark!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blood Meridian, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, Small Gods

Duck Soup, Chinatown, Full Metal Jacket, There Will be Blood, Pan's Labyrinth

Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, Beatles, Nujabes

Fettucine Alfredo, Fried Chicken and biscuits, Chicken Milanesa (I like food that is terrible for me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Napping
3. Family
4. Showers
5. Computer/internet
6. ??? Profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the beans scene from Blazing Saddles is always going to be amazing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

Or with friends or family doing whatever?

Or more likely being a loser at my apartment playing videogames or watching netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot the sheriff, but the deputy got away.

That son of a bitch

Also I am a giant nerd, like real nerdy. So it goes.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to, likely to ask me why I am so awesome. Seriously holy shit I'm awesome