Alright, so, I' went to culinary school because I wasted too much of my life being lazy and a dumb kid. I traveled a lot as a kid and have a hundred stories, feel free to ask me. Also, I tend to be a pretty bright guy, when I'm not sleep deprived.
Seriously, just talk to me if you would like to know more, or anything really.
1/31/12 EDIT: I now do food samples or "Event Specialist" as my job title states
I am this, is, and banal