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Kiss_the_chef

29 M Saint Petersburg, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
What the hell is this? This is a terrible box. The entire point of your profile is to summarize yourself. Fuck you OKC

Alright, so, I' went to culinary school because I wasted too much of my life being lazy and a dumb kid. I traveled a lot as a kid and have a hundred stories, feel free to ask me.
Seriously, just talk to me if you would like to know more, or anything really.

1/31/12 EDIT: I now do food samples or "Event Specialist" as my job title states

I am this, is, and banal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Woo done with school, trying to find a career, being tired of waking up at 7:30 in the morning
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking? Making smartass comments, jokes, sleeping, not doing things

Also, I have been told cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Holy shit, it's Marky-Mark!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Blood Meridian, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, Small Gods

Duck Soup, Chinatown, Full Metal Jacket, There Will be Blood, Pan's Labyrinth

Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, Beatles, Nujabes

Fettucine Alfredo, Fried Chicken and biscuits, Chicken Milanesa (I like food that is terrible for me)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Food
2. Napping
3. Family
4. Showers
5. Computer/internet
6. ??? Profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the beans scene from Blazing Saddles is always going to be amazing
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Batman

Or with friends or family doing whatever?

Or more likely being a loser at my apartment playing my 360 or watching t.v.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot the sheriff, but the deputy got away.

That son of a bitch
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to, likely to ask me why I am so awesome. Seriously holy shit I'm awesome