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Kiss_the_chef

28 M Saint Petersburg, FL

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Student
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Poorly)

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My self-summary
What the hell is this? This is a terrible box. The entire point of your profile is to summarize yourself. Fuck you OKC

Alright, so, I' went to culinary school because I wasted too much of my life being lazy and a dumb kid. I traveled a lot as a kid and have a hundred stories, feel free to ask me.
Seriously, just talk to me if you would like to know more, or anything really.

1/31/12 EDIT: I now do food samples or "Event Specialist" as my job title states

I am this, is, and banal
What I’m doing with my life
Woo done with school, trying to find a career, being tired of waking up at 7:30 in the morning
I’m really good at
Cooking? Making smartass comments, jokes, sleeping, not doing things

Also, I have been told cuddling
The first things people usually notice about me
"Holy shit, it's Marky-Mark!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blood Meridian, Animal Farm, Breakfast of Champions, Small Gods

Duck Soup, Chinatown, Full Metal Jacket, There Will be Blood, Pan's Labyrinth

Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, Beatles, Nujabes

Fettucine Alfredo, Fried Chicken and biscuits, Chicken Milanesa (I like food that is terrible for me)
The six things I could never do without
1. Food
2. Napping
3. Family
4. Showers
5. Computer/internet
6. ??? Profit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why the beans scene from Blazing Saddles is always going to be amazing
On a typical Friday night I am
Batman

Or with friends or family doing whatever?

Or more likely being a loser at my apartment playing my 360 or watching t.v.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot the sheriff, but the deputy got away.

That son of a bitch
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to, likely to ask me why I am so awesome. Seriously holy shit I'm awesome