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33 F Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
Jul 19
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Full figured
Strictly anything
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs and has cats
English, French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Arabic (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I could tell you, but I'd have to charge you. Actually, it wouldn't be a difficult decision on my part-I could really use the money. It's settled then-feel free to ask questions about me. I will simply charge you the modest fee of 25 cents per word. Fair warning-I'm long winded.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a culinary entrepreneur, the leader of an after-school literacy program, and a general badass (or so I have been told). I love to travel, read, craft, cook, and to meet new people. I just got back from a brief respite in Berlin, where I learned to do all sorts of naughty things to doner kebab. I have a rather silly idea of returning to Berlin in order to open a taco stand. In the meantime, I make lots and lots of apple butter which, for the record, does not actually contain butter.
I’m really good at
Cooking, trying new things, meeting new people, smiling, falling down in hilariously novel ways, falling off my bike in hilariously novel ways.

I am a Quizzo goddess and have never lost a game of Trivial Pursuit. Just sayin'.
The first things people usually notice about me
My smile, intelligence, sense of humor. Oh. Boobs...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Tough call! Favorite books: Pride and Prejudice, Devil in the White City, The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks, Kitchen Confidential, The Historian, and Bill Bryson. Favorite movies: This Is Spinal Tap, Amelie, Resurrect Dead: The Mystery of the Toynbee Tiles, Julie and Julia, The Big Lebowski, Babette's Feast, Like Water for Chocolate, Eat Drink Man Woman, Black Cat White Cat. Favorite shows: MST3K, Arrested Development, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Twin Peaks, Louie, The State, Mr. Show, Father Ted, The Young Ones, Absolutely Fabulous. Favorite music: The Avett Brothers, Ray LaMontagne, Gillian Welch, Old Crow Medicine Show, Billy Bragg, Johnny Cash, Cowboy Junkies, The Decemberists, The Kinks, The Clash, Gang of Four, MC5, The Mekons, Patti Smith, The Fall, Tom Waits, Townes Van Zandt, Gram Parsons, Milk Carton Kids, Mount Moriah, Steve Earle, Neko Case, Serge Gainsbourg, Chopin, Debussy, Beethoven, Satie. Oh, and anything recorded by a Lomax- ever. Favorite food: Anything pork, anything braised, chocolate, Indian, Vietnamese, Burmese, Thai, French.
The six things I could never do without
My Brain
Delicious food
Farmer's markets
I spend a lot of time thinking about
World domination and chocolate. Also, how the fuck do I have CVS-brand cheese-in-a-can...
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a pint whilst reading a good book at a neighborhood bar or eating delicious food with friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I dig beards and brains. Also, I'm fat and okay with it. This doesn't mean that I don't want to be healthy, I am very athletic. It just means that I am happy/comfortable with my body and don't feel the need to conform to the unrealistic ideals promulgated by the media. Beauty and sexiness exist in infinite variety and that is a wonderful thing. I'm living proof!
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–48
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You want to laugh, eat good food, and discuss life, the universe, and everything (and how awesome the Oxford comma really is).