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KitschyFlamingo
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There Are a Lot of Morons
Nov 7, 2009
Now, class, pay attention to the board. Here is the
sentence that we are studying today.
"There are a lot of morons."
Please say it in as many different ways as you can think of to
alter its meaning. Susie, would you like to go first? Billy?
Johnny? Mary? What? No one?
"THERE are a lot of morons."
Emphasis on the first word of this sentence is used to indicate a
certain direction or place, meaning that one can presently see many
morons amassed closely together at a certain location.
"There ARE a lot of morons."
Emphasis on the intransitive verb indicates agreement, and when
uttered with a sympathetic nod conveys the speaker's commiseration
with the his companion, who probably just said:
"There are a LOT of morons."
The person expressing the sentence with this particular emphasis
would be marveling at the sheer number of morons, which is quite
understandable given the facts that (1) they are amassed closely
together and (2) they apparently are capable of moving by some sort
of locomotion without the necessary functioning gray matter to
allow them otherwise to function in a social or business
environment.
"There are a lot of MORONS."
In this example, the emphasis on the last word indicates
astonishment, delight, or dismay. One may only ascertain which by
observing the expression of the speaker and listening carefully to
the speaker's tone of voice. Although English is not a tonal
language, we do convey emotion through tones and our emotion can
color meaning.
Under no circumstances, ever, at any time,
regardless of the situation, is the purported sentence:
"Their a lot of morons."
ever, ever, correct. This phrase is a noun clause. It
contains no verb, and every sentence must have both a noun and a
verb. It is an incomplete sentence. The word "their"
is possessive, so the lot of morons belongs to persons being
referred to in the first word of the sentence. To properly
identify the morons, the word "a" should be left out. A "lot" of
morons is an indefinite but large number, probably less than a
gross of morons but considerably more than a solitary moron
standing alone.
A variation of the original sentence that may
also be heard is:
"They're a lot of morons."
This variation indicates that the subjects about whom the speaker
speaks are all morons, and that there are many of them. This
phraseology is somewhat British-sounding in nature. An American
speaker would be more likely to say,
"Whata buncha maroons."
Th-th-th-that's all, folks!
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