Most people I know think I'm really funny, but millions of people
think Two and a Half Men is funny, so take that with a grain of
salt. I'm a terrible dancer but I enjoy doing it, I love hitting
the bars and meeting new people, and I have a cat. People tell me
having a cat isn't very manly. I think choosing your pets based on
what other people tell you isn't very manly.
I'm a really cool guy, and I know it's true because my mom said I
am. I would like to meet a girl who can take a joke and have a good
time with a nice, smart goofball. If there's a spark and things go
farther, that's great, and if we just end up being friends, having
a fun night and meeting a new person isn't the end of the world.
What I’m doing with my life
I just finished becoming a quadruple major. English,
Telecommunications, Mathematics, and Statistics. No matter the
situation, I'll find some way to be useful. I sell mobile phones
when I'm not job searching.
I’m really good at
Bar trivia, math, hula hooping, writing, making balloon animals,
dodgeball, and being tall
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, I age like a highlander, and my accent and vocal
mannerisms make it impossible to make any sort of educated guess in
regards to where I'm from
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Anything that takes you behind the scenes of the
Movies: Die Hard, The Big Lebowski, Crank, The Godfather,
Goodfellas, High Fidelity
Shows: Way too many to mention. If it's not a reality or chick
show, I probably watch it. Seriously, challenge me.
Music: White Stripes, Modest Mouse, Violent Femmes, Old-school Rap,
Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes
Food: My favorite food changes roughly every two weeks, but if it
tastes like buffalo chicken I'm in
The six things I could never do without
TV, cat, Monster Inspiration headphones, the gym, energy drinks,
and a bike
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Numbers and how math can be used to solve everyday problems, my
dream woman, the infinite possibilities of the future, the infinite
enormity of the universe, and of course football.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever it is I do
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The National Spelling Bee. In my childhood I was a three-time contestant. Ladies, I know this makes you all wet, but I can only reply to so many messages.
You should message me if
You want to talk to a nice and honest guy who's more fun, profane,
and crazy than a nice and honest guy has any right to be.