How do you know if you're a pirate? You just arrrr!

Before you talk to me, I should warn you, I'm kind of strange.... Man, I love xkcd.com

Wow.Okay.Me in a few sentences.It's always so strange to write these things...Well I like cats. I feel I should mention that right off the bat...I'm quite nice...Most of the time...Ah no, I'm lovely really! Hmm...I've noticed that no one really knows what to write here. Most people comment on how they don't like doing these kind of things. I completely agree.Sure I've said the same thing myself...

My parents dressed me as a box of diapers on my first Hallowe'en..Very imaginative! I kinda fell over and hit my head...I doubt that was much fun..Although it does explain a lot..Like why the sky is blue, for example.Obviously.

I don't play any musical instruments, but I do think being a musician often adds a certain hotness to guys...It's just one of those things.Especially if they want to serenade me with songs..Not marinade me, necessarily, but sure we'll see where it goes, eh?

*MAJOR EDIT* I now play guitar!!! Not particularly well, but gosh darn it I try!! I can play about 10 songs! :D I never realised how much fun playing guitar could be. I'm at my happiest just sitting on my bed, laptop beside me (to check out chords!) and my guitar. Her name is Yvey. :D

I've decided it's high time I fix my profile up, so long since I updated it...

If you're going to message me, do NOT just write "hey" or any such silly short message. Unless you're hella hot, I'm not going to reply. Of course, now if you message me just saying "hey" I will assume it's because you're very vain and narcissistic.

So I did a year studying Archaeology and Ancient Greek...
Then I switched to Classic Civilizations and Irish. Both of these were in Trinity...

Now I'm starting a Bachelor of Education in St Patrick's College in Drumcondra. (I'll be a primary school teacher in 3 years) :D I have high hopes for this one...

I should really get a job... I don't actually like unemployment, I've decided....

Being me. ;p Ah,I dunno.Balancing stuff on my nose.Not big stuff of course(like cars), but things like pencils etc. I used to use my English classes as training. I could go a whole 40 minutes with an eraser balanced on my nose...

I like painting. I'm not particularly good at it, but I thought I'd put it out there anyway.

I'd like to say it's my eyes. They're really green. And I've been told cat like...Which is good, 'cause I love cats... It's probably not though. I mean how am I meant to know what people first notice?? And let's face, it's probably something else. I've noticed that a lot of girls have put "eyes" as the answer here... Curious...

People comment on my voice a lot too... Though that's probably mainly 'cause I'm rarely quiet... But apparently I have an unusual accent, which varies from American (most of the time) to English, to Australian (I got hooked on Home and Away for a while)...

Apparently I sound really good on the phone...

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All recommendations welcome!!! :D

(A)The His Dark Material trilogy is amazing... In general I just love to read though.The Life of Pi was awesome.There's so many books I like! Read Freakonomics recently.. Very interesting. I've gotten quite into that type of book of late...

(B)Movies... Man, I love movies... I used to work in a video store, so there's a lot that I like. I reckon the best way to do this is to put them by *loose* genre...

-Family/Kids
High School Musical 1,2 and 3. 3 was awesome.
Enchanted
Beauty and the Beast
Aladdin
The Little Mermaid (Y'know what? At this point I'm just gonna say pretty much anything Disney... ) :D
Josie and the Pussycats
Camp Rock!!

-Comedy
Anchorman
Zoolander
Anything Monty Python!!
Shaun of the Dead
Hot Fuzz

-Drama (Tough to define, but you know what I mean!)
High Fidelity (One of my absolute favourite movies, not sure how to categorise it though!)
Moulin Rouge
Serendipity
Chicago

-Thriller (But kinda not really)
Fight Club
Seven
Memento
Identity

Actually, TV isn't a category here,but the Panel is brilliant.It's an Irish comedy thing and wow is it good. And if you go to www.rte.ie and search for the panel you can watch it. Awesome...

I've recently gotten into The Office, but just the American one..

(C)Music-wise, I'm pretty open, although I think Panic!At The Disco are really great...I love them.I worship them. And Fall Out Boy. I realise I probably just lost a lot of "cool points" with you hip and trendy kids out there, but I just don't care.. :P
I will honestly try almost any type of music though, I love discovering new stuff, as well as rediscovering old stuff that I like!!

(D)Mmm,food...

Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

I should probably stress at this point how obsessed I am with High School Musical to avoid confusion later... But it's ok, it's a personal addiction, I don't push it on anyone else... :D

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Family, cats, my friends, tv/movies,music and food/water.There's probably other stuff more important but I've forgotten it now...

And yes, I did indeed put cats before my friends. I have a terrible weakness for cats. I reckon it's where I'd fall down if I was a superhero/villain...

Under the music heading there I'd like to involve my beautiful guitar, Yvey. I love her so much... :P I'd probably be okay with replacing friends or food/water in my life if I had to choose between them or the guitar. As I said, I'm in no way good at it, but I still love it!! I don't think I've ever been so passionate about anything... :P

Hmmm...that's a tricky one.I'm gonna go with "stuff"... Rarely the same stuff though... I like to shake things up a little...

Somewhere.

It used to be Ballroom Dance classes. Now it's working in Temple Bar.Woo. I feel like I'm selling my soul.

Also, in that tree outside your window. What an original statement, eh? Oh well, I find it funny..

Maybe if you play your cards right, you and I could be doin' the horizontal mambo, eh, eh?? Oh wait, hang on.. THAT'S what that means? Oh no, scratch that last statement... :P

I love lamp

You just wanna chat!I'm friendly,honest!

*offers cookie*

See?

But if you do message me don't just say hey how ya doin'? or something like that.. Make some conversation or something...It makes things more interesting. Spices things up a little, you know? Feel free to throw movie quotes or something like that at me. Or song lyrics. Give me a little bit of an idea as to who you are that way. Oh, cheesy chat up lines are always brilliant. I know I mentioned this at the top really, but it's very important. MESSAGE ME SOMETHING I CAN REPLY TO!!! See, you made me press the "shouting" button and everything... :P

I love getting messages. It makes my inbox all pink and happy.

ALSO...perhaps it may be deemed as slightly superficial or something, I don't know, but I'm not into big age gaps.Like, 28, max. I reckon. I'll round up to 30 for now...

Am I rambling right now?Yes, a little bit. But I do that. Will I stop? Yes,I think so...