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33 F Edmonton, Alberta, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Trying to quit
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Open relationship
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I'm amazing. Funny, kind, outgoing, beautiful, smart, well traveled, self aware, educated, you know, amazing ;-)

I grew up on a cattle ranch near Red Deer, moved to the coast for school, the Netherlands to work, then to the glorious provincial capital of Alberta in search of some dollar dollar bills, yo!

I'm polyamorus and a size 14. If non normative relationships or curvy girls aren't your thing please move to the next profile :-)
What I’m doing with my life
My career is the tits. I love what I do, and who I work with. Happiness is the key to success, not the other way around!

Next summer I'm getting married.

Eventually I want to move to the lower mainland.... Maybe in five years or so?

I love photography, cycling, EDM, camping, the mountains, good red wine, raving, laughter and sunshine.  Hell, I even love the snow and rain sometimes!  I try to spend my time enjoying the things I love, so I am pretty active.  Getting out of the city, even just on a day trip, is great for recharging.
I’m really good at
I have an aptitude for complex reasoning, critical thinking and problem solving.  Not only that, I ENJOY it! 

Cooking, games, photography, painting, tanning, shopping, communication, fire building, fishing, dancing, and entertaining cats are all skills I have mastered. 
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm terribly facetious, there is nothing I don't joke about. If dark humor and sarcasm aren't your forte we'll have a hard time getting along ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Literature: I read for entertainment as well as education.  Wikipedia, online newspapers, Twitter, I’m an information sponge.  If it is interesting, I want to know all about it.  Sometimes I even buy real paper publications or pick up the free ones.  Any kind of adventure novel … sci fi, western, mystery, horror, teen vampire, fantasy – I love them all!

Film:  No slapstick comedy, horror, reality TV or conservative news.  Everything else is fair game!

Audio: EDM is my go to tunage – but I enjoy many different kinds of music from choral to symphony to electro-house.  I dislike most country and ‘rock’ whether its soft or hard or top 40.  The radio hurts my ears most of the time L

Gastronomy: New is good.  Variety is the spice of life!  Malbec is my favourite wine and ribeye on the BBQ is one of the best things you can eat.  Fire and cow – ten thousand years of grilling perfection!
The six things I could never do without
My fiance, cat, bike, camera, phone and all inclusive holidays to caribbean islands.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human rights.

Sustainable resource development.

Water, ice, chocolate and trucks.

The lack of self-awareness present in most North Americans.

Sex-positive feminism.



Ok Cupid makes me think about the general competency of my fellow humans regarding their ability to function as self-sufficient adults sometimes too :P
On a typical Friday night I am
Sadly, on an average Friday I'm in bed by nine after being tired from my work week lol

On Saturday I'm up for any kind of adventure though especially one that involves nature or EDM ^_^
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My attention wanders easily
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi girls
  • Ages 26–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
Since almost all men ask, "What are you looking for?" here is your answer:

I am looking for nothing short of longterm, extraordinary FWB with another human who is self confident enough to participate fully in a non normative relationship! I expect you to meet my friends and be introduced to yours.

# 1 read this:

My heart is big enough to love more than one person ♥

I am very interested in forming complete relationships and lasting friendships, please only message me if that is your goal as well.

I don't feel like I should have to say this, but please be a self sufficient adult who is in a situation where you can date, have people over and aren't afraid to introduce your friends.

I'm not seeking play dates, sex dates or making out in your car dates.