While the saying is no one gets out of life alive, I'm seriously
working hard on it. Got plans and everything. I'm
sarcastic/humorous, competitive with most things, a bit brainy and
with enough blonde blonde moments to keep people guessing. I should
also confess I'm an English major that stumbled into tech. I may
also wear a shirt that says "I have a degree in liberal arts. Would
you like fries with that?" because everyone is amazed that English
majors have real jobs.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to get out of tech. I know. I'm crazy for saying it and even
crazier for attempting to do it.
I’m really good at
Cooking, rock climbing, reading, smiling, laughing, brutal honesty,
trustworthiness and trying new things (among others). Oh, and
tremendously inappropriate jokes. Just try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My nose. You think I jest, but it's true. Comes with the territory
of being some Italian and Jewish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The elementary particles, anything Neil Gaiman or Terry
Pratchett, Crime and Punishment, classics, Song of Fire and Ice
Series, and so much more. Just finished the new Dan Brown.
Movies: Se7en, Usual Suspects, Iron Man, new Batman movies,
anything Monty Python, History of the World Part 1, Super Troopers,
Star Wars (the original trilogy), and quite a few more.
Shows: The League, Game of Thrones, Dexter, South Park, Eureka,
Chuck, Chopped, Supernatural, House, Merlin, 30 Rock, Archer,
Firefly and more. I have to admit I don't watch much TV
Music: I listen to everything, though I have to admit Opera and
Country are not really something I enjoy unless I'm in a really
rare mood (the opera mood has yet to strike me, I will admit).
Lately, Lumineers, of Monsters and Men and Mumford and Sons.
Food: I love everything but sea urchin and I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Books. Exercise. Food (I'm a fat kid at heart). My friends and
family Humor. Traveling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What mischief I can cause.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either reconnecting with overseas friends or having dance offs with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to think that Prince and Michael Jackson were the same
You should message me if
You think you can handle some sarcasm in your life. Well, a lot of
sarcasm and fine wine.