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28 San Francisco, CA Man


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  • Ages 25-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Oct 22
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Ancient Greek (Somewhat), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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While the saying is no one gets out of life alive, I'm seriously working hard on it. Got plans and everything. I'm sarcastic/humorous, competitive with most things, a bit brainy and with enough blonde blonde moments to keep people guessing. I should also confess I'm an English major that stumbled into tech. I may also wear a shirt that says "I have a degree in liberal arts. Would you like fries with that?" because everyone is amazed that English majors have real jobs.
What I’m doing with my life
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Trying to get out of tech. I know. I'm crazy for saying it and even crazier for attempting to do it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, rock climbing, reading, smiling, laughing, brutal honesty, trustworthiness and trying new things (among others). Oh, and tremendously inappropriate jokes. Just try me.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My nose. You think I jest, but it's true. Comes with the territory of being some Italian and Jewish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The elementary particles, anything Neil Gaiman or Terry Pratchett, Crime and Punishment, classics, Song of Fire and Ice Series, and so much more. Just finished the new Dan Brown. Pleasantly surprised.
Movies: Se7en, Usual Suspects, Iron Man, new Batman movies, anything Monty Python, History of the World Part 1, Super Troopers, Star Wars (the original trilogy), and quite a few more.
Shows: The League, Game of Thrones, Dexter, South Park, Eureka, Chuck, Chopped, Supernatural, House, Merlin, 30 Rock, Archer, Firefly and more. I have to admit I don't watch much TV anymore.
Music: I listen to everything, though I have to admit Opera and Country are not really something I enjoy unless I'm in a really rare mood (the opera mood has yet to strike me, I will admit). Lately, Lumineers, of Monsters and Men and Mumford and Sons.
Food: I love everything but sea urchin and I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books. Exercise. Food (I'm a fat kid at heart). My friends and family Humor. Traveling.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What mischief I can cause.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either reconnecting with overseas friends or having dance offs with strangers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I used to think that Prince and Michael Jackson were the same person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You think you can handle some sarcasm in your life. Well, a lot of sarcasm and fine wine.