Open and honest: I spend a good portion of time on this site DYING of laughter over the messages I receive. Thinking of starting a tumblr entitled "Dumb Shit Horny Guys Say." It's cute, really. And here is where you learn that I'm no stranger to condescension.
Please don't be one of the hordes begging for pics or asking if I have a girlfriend (and any number of other questions clearly answered in this profile). Or do, and know I have no intention of shielding you from internet infamy. ;)
Well-intentioned, intelligently humorous, and generally... genuine... messages welcome.