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30 Leamington Spa, UK Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
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Last online
Yesterday – 3:13pm
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other, —
6' 0" (1.82m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Glasgow but living in the West Midlands. I still have the accent, thankfully.

I am a sarcastic and dryhumoured geek. I know plenty of stories, enough for most situations. Telling them is fun.

I am a lot clumsy. I run a lot. Currently I am significantly bearded.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping it real. Accidentally becoming a manager, having to show responsibility and deal with lots of spreadsheets. Throwing down witty lines about people's faces or mother.

Usually I am planning some other big-backpack-type trip that will chop and change so many times before I arrange a different one as a last minute thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories, I love a good story telling. I am good at listening and keeping track of a few conversations. Other people tell me I am good at photography. I can act really insulted which is always hilarious (for me). I freak people out by typing without looking at the keyboard and holding a conversation with them.

My friends will also insist I am good at getting injured.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My flowing curly locks I suspect. Just before manical laughing and a Scottish/Scotch accent. Some people have commented on my posture being good.

When running it is that I am wearing shoes with toes on them.

A friend said I am "very sarcastic and very dry".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like Iain M Banks(mainly the Culture novels, favourite being Use of Weapons), Terry Pratchett, The Raw Shark Texts, Born to Run and Neil Gaiman. My favourite series is The Dark Tower.

Movies: True Romance, Pan's Labyrinth, Spirited Away, Fight Club, Event Horizon, Melancholia. Many things. I dig a lot of foreign films.

A bit of a mix. I used to listen to mainly metal, now I listen to mainly not metal.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Firefly, Venture Bros, Arrested Development, Daily Show, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The League.

Food: In general, I like food. Spicy food is lovely. I can cook well, but rarely bother as it is too much effort to cook for myself. I eat a lot of veggie dishes as they taste good, vegetarians have complimented them. Just about any food plus wine. I run a lot to balance the eating of cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music - I live with it everywhere, at home, running, in the car, walking the streets, in bed, on Tuesdays, dancing in the kitchen at 4am in thick socks so I slide along the floor. Music always comes first.

my Friends - These people make my life, all of them in their different shapes and faces and voices and skins. Worth more than all their flesh and blood combined in a big pot. Added bonus is they stop some of the more ridiculous things I attempt.

caffine - I will admit to being addicted to it. I am very bad at mornings.

computers - Geeeeeeeeeek. This also includes internet, as what use would an internet be without a computer to use for it? And modern computing is the internet.

A camera - I take plenty of photos. I really do mean plenty. Enjoying my EOS 50D right now.

Running shoes - I run a lot. Even if my shoes are barely there, I really like them. Getting back home with mud splattered all over them is great.

Honourable mentions go to Kindle, red wine and eye masks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next big trip.

How funny it is when I talk and use words that are Scottish.

Running routes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?

I usually go running on a Saturday morning so there is a lot of "One more, then I am going". I then have that one more and three after that to keep it company, the early night becomes early morning and I hate myself when I wake up to go running.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Some days I have ice cream for breakfast then go back to bed feeling guilty.
You should message me if
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You are into travel, enjoy afternoons over caffinated drinks and able to stand some non-sensical conversations. Ability to tell stories is a plus.

The thought of getting up at 8am on a Saturday to go running does not scare you.