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Kiwiwithchips

29 M Leamington Spa, UK

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:29pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White, Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am from Glasgow but living in the West Midlands. I still have the accent, thankfully.

I am a sarcastic and dryhumoured geek. I know plenty of stories, enough for most situations. Telling them is fun.

I am a lot clumsy. I run a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Keeping it real. Accidentally becoming a manager and having to show responsibility and deal with lots of spreadsheets. Throwing down witty lines about people's faces or mother.

Usually I am planning some other big-backpack-type trip that will chop and change so many times before I arrange a different one as a last minute thing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling stories, I love a good story telling. I am good at listening and keeping track of a few conversations. Other people tell me I am good at photography. I can act really insulted which is always hilarious (for me). I freak people out by typing without looking at the keyboard and holding a conversation with them.

My friends will also insist I am good at getting injured.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My flowing curly locks I suspect. Just before manical laughing and a Scottish/Scotch accent. Some people have commented on my posture being good.

When running it is that I am wearing shoes with toes on them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I like Iain M Banks(mainly the Culture novels, favourite being Use of Weapons), Terry Pratchett, The Raw Shark Texts, Born to Run and Neil Gaiman. My favourite series is The Dark Tower.

Movies: True Romance, Pan's Labyrinth, Spirited Away, Fight Club, Event Horizon, Melancholia. Many things. I dig a lot of foreign films.

Music: http://www.last.fm/user/kiwiaschips
A bit of a mix. I used to listen to mainly metal, now I listen to mainly not metal.

Shows: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Venture Bros, Arrested Development, Daily Show, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, The League.

Food: In general, I like food. Spicy food is lovely. I can cook well, but rarely bother as it is too much effort to cook for myself. I eat a lot of veggie dishes as they taste good, vegetarians have complimented them. Just about any food plus wine. I run a lot to balance the eating of cake.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
music - I live with it everywhere, at home, running, in the car, walking the streets, in bed, on Tuesdays, dancing in the kitchen at 4am in thick socks so I slide along the floor. Music always comes first.

my Friends - These people make my life, all of them in their different shapes and faces and voices and skins. Worth more than all their flesh and blood combined in a big pot. Added bonus is they stop some of the more ridiculous things I attempt.

caffine - I will admit to being addicted to it. I am very bad at mornings.

computers - Geeeeeeeeeek. This also includes internet, as what use would an internet be without a computer to use for it? And modern computing is the internet.

A camera - I take plenty of photos. I really do mean plenty. Enjoying my EOS 50D right now.

Running shoes - I run a lot. Even if my shoes are barely there, I really like them. Getting back home with mud splattered all over them is great.

Honourable mentions go to Kindle, red wine and eye masks.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next big trip.

How funny it is when I talk and use words that are Scottish.

Running routes.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Grinning.

I usually go running on a Saturday morning so there is a lot of "One more, then I am going". I then have that one more and three after that to keep it company, the early night becomes early morning and I hate myself when I wake up to go running.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rarely lie, but I will not tell the whole truth.

Sometimes I worry I might actually be a bad person so I make sure to do nice things in order to prove I am not, infact, a bad person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are into travel, enjoy afternoons over caffinated drinks and able to stand some non-sensical conversations. Ability to tell stories is a plus.

The thought of getting up at 8am on a Saturday to go running does not scare you.