Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi. These things are too serious. So I decided to write up some
more funny self-explanations. Take it with a grain of salt! If you
have any questions, feel free to ask.
I'm more of a Scooby Doo person than a Jetsons person, but
Flintstones is a close second.
I'm usually able to find Waldo.
Carmen Sandiego is a different story.
I often find rude shapes in clouds.
I can eat spaghetti without getting sauce everywhere, but I get
sauce everywhere on purpose.
I have a car and a foot and it's awesome.
I consider myself a good storyteller.
I don't pay much attention to the colors of clothing I wear, but it
One time at pharmacy I consulted a patient on condoms.
I have attempted to see how many licks it takes to get to the
tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop...I lost count and never tried
I eat everything.
My favorite food is Korean because it scares people away.
Nothing beats changing a tired in -20 with wind chill, I'm
I consider myself a good pool player.
I still watch cartoons.
I once ate an insect as a child... it was weird and awesome.
A chip without dip is no chip.
Do you Yahoo? I don't.
I have a backyard full of H2O. Supposedly there's a beach, but I
haven't found it yet.
Montu is my favorite Roller Coaster.
I'm Floridian and I enjoy snow.
The best pizza comes with Pineapple.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Still searching for the Fountain of Youth; it's here in Florida,
the Spanish wouldn't lie!
Preparing for the zombie apocalypse.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at a lot of things. Like, history.
Plus working on cars in the middle of winter. Or, keeping a
conversation going and listening.
Making sure the patient's medicine is really their
Eating food and not getting fat.
Finding stuff on maps.
Finding stuff on the Internet!
Talking AND listening!? What!?
Flying on planes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm going to go with glasses.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Pretty much all music.
Arrested Development, Parks and Rec, South Park, Game of Thrones,
The Avengers, Big Bang Theory, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Walking
Dead, Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, Guardians of the Galaxy,
Shows/movies: If it has at least one of the follow I'm going to
like it -comedy, action, horror, drama, sci-fi, suspense.
I can eat anything; I've been to Asia.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
5. Chocolate milk.
9. Motor vehicles, of course!
10. Italian and Korean food.
11. Oh wait 6.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
Also, why do people drive slow in the fast lane?
And, where are those flying cars we were all promised!?
That next vacation.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out with friends, or at home/work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been on enough planes to put me in high orbit of the moon, or
9 times around the world.
No, I'm being serious. I don't remember how many times I flew to
and from Asia.
You should message me if
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