Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Kevin, and I'm back again! (Sigh) "I'm pretty sure there's a
lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good
looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." I try to be
sarcastic and not take life to seriously. I currently live in
morristown and enjoy spending time with friends, family and staying
active. I'm a big golfer and also enjoy doing jui jitsu during the
week. Im a Mets fan...sigh! I'm a really big traveler, one of my
favorite places I've been to was Australia. I'm looking to meet new
people and enjoy life.
"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of
the population is undateable?"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"
What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like
me... ending up together?
I really wanted to get a mini pig as a pet...due to multiple
circumstances, that dream will have to be put on a hold :/
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in industrial healthcare sales, dealing with nursing homes and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Offending people, without even trying; and people watching.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Calvin & Hobbes, Seinfeld,
I started reading real books again, fantasy and mysteries are my
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goal in life was to grow up one day and become the beeper king.
Unfortunately people rather have cell phones instead of beepers!
What tragedy, while I'm not thinking about crushed dreams. I always
am having a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they
think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing Rosetta Stone, trying to learn Spanish...while I'm
screaming into my iPad until I pronounce the word correctly.
Also asking if there are any monsters under my bed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like cape cod or pita chips, enjoy a little silliness in
your life and can throw some sarcasm back in my face. Also I'm a
sucker for a great smile and beautiful eyes.
Who are you looking for?
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