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29 Morris Plains, NJ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 12:40pm
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from masters program
Sales / Marketing
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi I'm Kevin, first off, I would like to say. I have a good job all my hair and don't live in my parents basement. "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is." I try to be sarcastic and not take life to seriously. I currently live in morristown and enjoy spending time with friends, family and staying active. I'm a big golfer and also enjoy doing jui jitsu during the week. Im a Mets fan...sigh! I'm a really big traveler, one of my favorite places I've been to was Australia. I'm looking to meet new people and enjoy life.

"So, what you are saying is that ninety to ninety-five percent of the population is undateable?"
"Then how are all these people getting together?"

What do you think the chances are of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

I really wanted to get a mini pig as a pet...due to multiple circumstances, that dream will have to be put on a hold.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm in industrial healthcare sales, dealing with nursing homes and hospitals.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Offending people, without even trying; and people watching.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Calvin & Hobbes, Seinfeld, Howard Stern

I started reading real books again, fantasy and mysteries are my fave.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My goal in life was to grow up one day and become the beeper king. Unfortunately people rather have cell phones instead of beepers! What tragedy, while I'm not thinking about crushed dreams. I always am having a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Practicing Rosetta Stone, trying to learn Spanish...while I'm screaming into my iPad until I pronounce the word correctly.

Also asking if there are any monsters under my bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I drool on my pillow
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you like cape cod or pita chips, or gummy bears. You enjoy a little silliness in your life and can throw some sarcasm back in my face. Also I'm a sucker for a great smile and beautiful eyes.