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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23-31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 26
6' 3" (1.90m)
Body Type
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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Hi, ladies! I am a Connecticut native living in New York, and I am constantly aware of the Stepford-y stigma we CTers bring to the party. I've been in the city now for a little over 2 years, after a motorcycle mishap brought me back home from Cape Town, SA. While I miss living abroad and in danger, I'm having a blast getting to know New York and being closer to my friends and family.

I'm looking for someone smart, funny and adventurous who's down to explore the city with me. Let me know if you fit the bill!
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm the Northeast Territory Manager for a Gluten Free Food company.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh. I grew up with all sisters, so having a good sense of humor was a wonderful way to deflect all that beautiful craziness. I definitely value an off-beat sense of humor in a woman. If you can make me laugh, smile, chuckle or grin, you have my undivided attention... until I see something shiny move past my field of vision.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The conjoined twin living on my shoulder. Her name is Kate Upton. Yes, that Kate Upton. They cut me out with CGI in all of the photo shoots. That famous shoot we did wasn't really in a zero gravity simulator, it was in a warehouse in Trenton. Me + Photoshop = Kate Upton floating in space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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There are so many to name that I really think this would be better discussed over drinks. Hints: I love history (books), Great TV, big budget offbeat movies, Classic rock+U2 baselines. The only foods I forgo are Mushrooms and Sushi.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My crazy, brilliant family.
Great beer & wine (such a snob)
Great TV: All the Hollywood creatives are moving towards television. They must be getting tired of sequels.
Riffing and banter, where chemistry meets the verbose, and we create magic, you and I.
Bonfires, Skiing, Fly Fishing, Billiards, Cliff Jumping, and midnight cruises on starry nights... AKA the Adirondacks.
Food/Clothing/Shelter... Meh, not that attached to clothes. Especially in the Adirondacks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why its socially unacceptable to burst into song in public. Sometimes a dude's just gotta sing a little. No judgement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At bars, Jazz clubs, rooftop parties, movie theaters, my couch and netflix, small venue concerts, and beer gardens. I aim to misbehave.
During the summer I spend a lot of weekends in the Adirondacks hanging out with my family... the access to amazing fishing and water skiing doesn't hurt either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Brainy is the new Sexy.
You should message me if
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If you're smart, funny and have an idea for something awesome we can do in the city. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Literally. Bank jobs are my favorite!!

Those who paint on their eyebrows or don't eat on dates, need not apply. If you can look me in the eye while taking a huge, sexy bite from a cheeseburger, I will be immediately smitten.