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28 M New York, NY

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Last Online
Today – 6:57am
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Dislikes cats

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My self-summary
Grew up in Fairfield County, CT, and I've tried to escape every aspect of where I grew up. Naturally, did not fully escape everything. I like to think that I found a pretty decent balance.

Grew up with basically four sisters, so you will likely not intimidate me. Unless you are European. Ya'll seem so damn classy.

Moved back to The States from Cape Town, South Africa last year. That place is a story machine for me. I promise you, our (potential) date will not be boring, if only for that.

50% Troy, 50% Abed.
Ohh, and ESTP, Whatever that means.
What I’m doing with my life
Living in New York! Morningside Heights is the barely known gem of the city. Really, is there anything else to say?... Oh. I am the Northeast Territory Manager for a Gluten Free company. Can you dig it?
I’m really good at
Diversifying. I am obsessively compelled to stay as balanced as possible. Check out these extracurriculars of the past:
-Boxing/Ballroom Dancing,
-Lacrosse and Soccer/ Opera Singer
-Hunter and fly fisherman/ Julie Andrews Musical aficionado
-I've owned a motorcycle, I've owned a pink bicycle.
Not that I'm good at all these things (I turned out to not be good on a motorcycle), but they are things that I have been pretty okay at.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my hunchback or the conjoined twin living on my shoulder. Her name is Kate Upton. Yes, that Kate Upton. They cut me out with CGI in all of the photoshoots. I also like absurd humor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire, Paradise Lost, Sex Drugs and Cocoa Puffs, Lord of the Rings, The Sweet Hereafter, Pride and Prejudice, Howl, The Book of Bunny Suicides. CALVIN AND HOBBES!

Movies: Beauty and the Beast, Brick, Some Like it Hot, Minority Report, Lord of the Rings, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, 3:10 to Yuma, Casablanca, Serenity, Cabin in the Woods.

Shows: The Wire, Community, BSG, Arrested Development, Mad Men, Freaks and Geeks, Sherlock, Dr Who, Veronica Mars, Parks and Rec, Buffy/Angel/Firefly... yeah, Joss Whedon rules.

Music: Too many bands that make too much good music to actually name, but I currently love music built on the massive sound and driving base-line of U2... and almost anything written before 1977. Disco ruined it all man.

Food: Burgers!
The six things I could never do without
1) Intelligent people: Brainy is the new Sexy.
2) Great Sex: Not just sex, people... it can be rare.
3) Family: Generic to some, but you haven't met my fucked up, brilliant, hilarious family.
4) Calvin and Hobbes: The Philosophers, obvi.
5) The Adirondacks: Summer memories, both past and future.
6) Food/Clothing/Shelter: Actually, Im pretty okay without clothes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-What would Don Draper do?

-What would Ron Swanson do?

-How the romance of music has evolved from Sinatra: "And that laugh that wrinkles your nose, it touches my foolish heart" to Bieber: "Baby, Baby, Baby, Ohhhh!------- FOR SHAME!!!

-Is it okay to eat? (Beat)... Of Course!!
On a typical Friday night I am
Bars, Concerts, Shows, Netflix, Dancing, Chilling, Country-Clubbing, Adirondacks (Fishing, Waterskiing, Hunting, Billiards, etc)... really, what a silly question. Why do people like to fit their habits into easily summarized boxes... Oh, so we can do online dating.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
-You think I'm pretty.
-You want somebody who mostly says all the right things and is great at pretending to listen to you talk about your pet goldfish Larry's overt homophobia.
-You are simultaneously an incisive cynic and a bleeding heart Romantic (capital R)