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28 M New York, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:03pm
6′ 3″ (1.90m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Sales / Marketing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
Hi, ladies! I'm a curious, outgoing, Connecticut native living in New York. I've been in the city now for a little over 2 years, after a motorcycle mishap brought me back home from Cape Town, SA. While I miss living abroad, I'm having a blast getting to know New York and being closer to my friends and family.

I'm looking for someone smart, funny and adventurous who's down to explore the city with me. Let me know if you fit the bill!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm the Northeast Territory Manager for a Gluten Free Food company.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh. I grew up with all sisters, so having a good sense of humor was clutch. I definitely value an off-beat sense of humor in a woman. If you can make me laugh, you have my undivided attention.

I'm also pretty good at sports. I'm an avid boxer, runner and golfer, and am always down for a pick up game of soccer or lacrosse.
The first things people usually notice about me
The conjoined twin living on my shoulder. Her name is Kate Upton. Yes, that Kate Upton. They cut me out with CGI in all of the photo shoots. That famous shoot we did wasn't really in a zero gravity simulator, it was in a warehouse in Trenton. Me + Photoshop = Kate Upton floating in space.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Why are we doing this now? I'll tell you over drinks.
The six things I could never do without
Great beer & wine
Witty banter
Bonfires at the lake
Fly fishing
Food/Clothing/Shelter... Meh, not that attached to clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why its socially unacceptable to burst into song in public. Sometimes a dude's just gotta sing a little. No judgement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Bars, concerts, shows, dancing, trying new restaurants and generally exploring new areas of the city.

During the summer I spend a lot of weekends in the Adirondacks hanging out with my family... the access to amazing fishing and water skiing doesn't hurt either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love to dance. Not drunk grinding at 2am in a club dancing, but actual dancing. I'm pretty good at salsa and decent at swing, but have yet to find a dance partner in New York.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–31
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you're smart, funny and have an idea for something awesome we can do in the city. I'm looking for a partner in crime. Literally. Bank jobs are my favorite!!

Those who paint on their eyebrows or don't eat on dates, need not apply.