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Klandestin

34 Cork, Ireland Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 23–38
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:17pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.87m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
University
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm horrible at job interviews. I don't like lying about myself. Friends (the Irish ones) tell me I'm a little too German. I guess it's true, if by German you mean *F*R*E*A*K*I*N*G* *A*W*E*S*O*M*E*. (yeah, working on that self promotion thing)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working away, nerding away...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cuddling. If cuddling was a job I'd be filthy rich.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
They usually hear me long before they see me. =)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies
Aliens, Taken, Man on Fire, Black Hawk Down. I do love my explosions with a good story.
Music
Jamiroquai, Foo Fighters, Pendulum and the good old Madonna stuff. Tracy Chapman is the only thing I listen to that doesn't make me dance.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends. They matter, because they're family by choice.
Food. I love cheese a little too much and it loves me a little too much.
My Computer. Without it, I'd have to send this in by mail. I don't think they do this by mail...
Conversation. Life is too short to not talk about it, you might miss something.
My jokes. I could laugh about them all day. So funny.
Lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. Everything is interesting if you just think about it long enough. If life is too short to not talk about it, it's also too short to not think about it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
trying not to overthink my OkCupid profile.... Doing well so far...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't take pictures of myself without making a face. It's seriously inhibiting my ability to be taken seriously.
You should message me if
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you're open for some fun, some talk, some food and maybe some world class cuddling.